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SiberianDVM 12-31-2014 02:54 PM
You know you're getting old when you can't remember the last time you didn't hurt somewhere.

ckelly78z 12-31-2014 04:23 PM
You know you're getting old when everyone on the road is either an idiot for passing you, or a Grandma for holding you up.

URY914 12-31-2014 05:28 PM
I now fart without any warning what so ever.

Oh Haha 12-31-2014 08:27 PM
.....when commercials use items from your youth as "retro".

The new Honda commercials with 80's characters are clever but make me feel old.

I have been out of high school for 30 frikkin' years!!!!

Evans, Marv 12-31-2014 08:55 PM
When you give the mother the second look instead of the daughter.

porsche4life 12-31-2014 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by SiberianDVM (Post 8418816)
You know you're getting old when you can't remember the last time you didn't hurt somewhere.
I'm 23 and suffer from that! :(

sc_rufctr 12-31-2014 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Evans, Marv (Post 8419195)
When you give the mother the second look instead of the daughter.
I must confess I actually do this :(

tabs 12-31-2014 11:38 PM
Maybe if you stopped dressing like Moses Dad you might get somewhere?

I get the old ones to hold the door open for me and the young ones want to hold my hand as I cross the street.

tabs 12-31-2014 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by sc_rufctr (Post 8419229)
I must confess I actually do this :(
I look at them all. and sometimes I even talk to em...

tabs 12-31-2014 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 8419215)
I'm 23 and suffer from that! :(
Let me tell you are in deep shyte...

tabs 12-31-2014 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Oh Haha (Post 8419176)
.....when commercials use items from your youth as "retro".

The new Honda commercials with 80's characters are clever but make me feel old.

I have been out of high school for 30 frikkin' years!!!!
Stop your fking whining, and grow a pair

tabs 12-31-2014 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by URY914 (Post 8418996)
I now fart without any warning what so ever.
Come back and talk to us when it is more than a "fart" coming out and you start to piss without warning....

wdfifteen 01-01-2015 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by flatbutt (Post 7755348)
the biggest clue that you're getting old is when urination takes longer than sex
LOL!
Way too true.

tevake 01-01-2015 03:07 AM
You know you are getting dirty and old when you still can't help but check out the daughter. Even tho you realize the mother is a bit on the young side for you!
I hate it when that happens!

lin7310948 01-01-2015 07:24 AM
i think it registers most with me when the server asks... if it is one check or two?... my girlfriend and i have been together for over twelve years....she is 47 and i am 74...no wonder why they sometimes ask!!

SiberianDVM 01-01-2015 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 8419215)
I'm 23 and suffer from that! :(
Been there. Messed up my knee in the Army, messed up my back compensating for the messed up knee. **** it, it's all good.

crownarch 01-01-2015 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by lin7310948 (Post 8419469)
i think it registers most with me when the server asks... if it is one check or two?... my girlfriend and i have been together for over twelve years....she is 47 and i am 74...no wonder why they sometimes ask!!
Hey, you are as bad as I am. I turned 72 this month and my wife was 45 last week and we have been together 22 years. These young guys don't realize that a snickers bar at the sand box works wonders for you.

widgeon13 01-01-2015 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by recycled sixtie (Post 7755078)
when I ask the 20 something year old dental assistant (female) how she is and I get a curt response "fine". It is not like I am asking her for a date but merely trying to be friendly. Perhaps I am old fashioned and expect an appropriately friendly response and a smile. Me thinking perhaps I could take the dentist aside and my darker side would suggest to him that I did his hiring next time....

Is this society more unfriendly than it used to be or are my expectations too high?
Was this before or after she cleaned your teeth and did she inflict a lot of pain in the process?

M.D. Holloway 01-01-2015 10:50 AM
she wants you...


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