I will be 71 in eight days and never look back as I have had a blast. Have lost a lot of family and friends but, life keeps on going on. Saddest part is that the younger women don't look at you the in the same way they did when we were young. Instead of the horny young man look, it is now "is that old bast_ _d sick" and "what do you think your going to do with that!"

I worry less about dying too young than i do about getting too old before I die

About once a week in their newspaper columns, Dear Abby and Ann Landers would advise people to "Use it or lose it." They may have said that for ratings, but they also said it because it's important... if people don't get good cooking at home, they'll get it somewhere else.

And when I say good cooking, I'm talking about a good Reuben sandwich. ;)

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Yea right. I went looking for some good tail last night, all cleaned up, new colone, new hip shirt, and all the waitress would suggest were some lobster tail. That's what getting old means.

"If I knew I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself"
Alarming fact: the mortality rate in America is 100%! Everyone dies someday. Some sooner, some later.