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recycled sixtie 12-30-2013 06:23 AM

Good morning all:)

Rikao4 12-30-2013 06:35 AM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1388417416.jpg

thinking of getting snipped this year..
these and other assorted tools will be involved..
and when he mumbles about something being 'cauterized' ..
that's the burned flesh smell you will notice..

Rika

cashflyer 12-30-2013 06:41 AM

It's kind of like showing up at an after-race party at the Darlington 500 in a 911S Porsche: the NASCAR studs would pass you off as a "limp wrist."

GWN7 12-30-2013 08:03 AM

This is a actual email that was in my spam folder:

He is also a part of a group called LXG, the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. In addition, she holds the NCAA record for most game winning goals in a career with 27. The Doors and their music. Ontario, Canada, north atlantic resources Ltd. Mickey angrily breaks Donald's flute, but he only produces another from his clothing.
Each year, the administration holds a meeting somewhere in the U. Marie, and that he has about thirty not in her collection. I will be for you a shield against all visible and invisible enemies. He was traded to the Atlanta Braves after the 1984 season.It commences with a parade through the historic settlement, concludes on Sunday with a whistling competition. An Anthology in Honour of Women Ichthyologists, Environmenal Biology of Fishes, Kluwer Academic Publishers. Seth is a widower, his wife Ruth having died before the series began. Bob also built a small hide on the lakeside where he could observe what appear to be his favourite dinosaurs. Russians, 1 Georgian, and 1 Lithuanian.
Suleyman has also found means of frustrating the Company monitoring. Enhancement Plan to bring the hospital into compliance with CRIPA. Scandal hits Morgan, McFee and the entire parish. Mumbai, Delhi, Bangalore, Calcutta, Hyderabad, Pune, Calcutta, Bhubhaneshwar, and Colombo in Sri Lanka. Concerning Some False Opinions Threatening to Undermine the Foundations of Catholic Doctrine.
Soon Ok Lee 7 years of torture in N. PIAA District III Champion in 2011. Nablus have distribution centers. Gloucestershire, to effectively ward off chytridiomycosis in poison dart frogs. Development of the educational system has lowered the rates of illiteracy.

They were also offering me 65% off. :)

lane912 12-30-2013 08:12 AM

i have the whole week off

foxpaws 12-30-2013 08:34 AM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1388424850.jpg

lane912 12-30-2013 08:59 AM

"I'll take my teeth out"

sammyg2 12-30-2013 09:02 AM

Did someone mention a book report?

Quote:

It's a chinese novel, cant remember the title
Long stories, i will make it short
It's bout a girl get dumped by her bf
her bf xtually still love her but he need to take responsibility as he made a friend of her gf pregnant

then this girl met other man(Let's called him B man)... n lots happened, B man like her
until now the stories is still interesting
then they decide to get together hence they buy drinks to celebrate
the girl's driving, accident happened
B man who sat beside her protected her, n got seriously injured
B man was in emergency room, finally was saved
but still in crisis condition
the girl felt bad n kept crying

B man woke up n tried to act like he's okay
Every one were so happy
the girl was overexcited n just playfully hit B man as she usually did when they r talking happily
n B man died


...the end

Wat the hack??

I totally hate this book
but the thing is, it was so famous in china
that my friend kept recommending this book

Porsche-O-Phile 12-30-2013 10:18 AM

Poopyhead.

manbridge 74 12-30-2013 10:22 AM

Too bad those that know it all can't do it all.....

recycled sixtie 12-30-2013 10:27 AM

Daughter got engaged at Christmas. After dating the boy man for 7 years and met in high school I would say it is about time.....


next?:)

sammyg2 12-30-2013 10:29 AM

Levon likes his money

Skip Newsom 12-30-2013 11:40 AM

Who would be a poor man, a beggarman, a thief --
if he had a rich man in his hand.
And who would steal the candy
from a laughing baby's mouth
if he could take it from the money man?

cashflyer 12-30-2013 12:05 PM

You all seem to be ignoring the underlying question.

Porsche-O-Phile 12-30-2013 12:13 PM

*slap* *slap* *slap*

Like that.

herr_oberst 12-30-2013 12:24 PM

The way I see it, once she told him to leave, the die was cast and anything that happened after that was pretty much fait accompli and she's as much to blame as anyone.

IMHO.

sammyg2 12-30-2013 01:19 PM

Saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at trader Vics.
And his hair was perfect.

yetibone 12-30-2013 01:40 PM

If it's gonna be THAT kind of party, I'ma stick my &!*% in the mashed potatoes.

foxpaws 12-30-2013 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sammyg2 (Post 7830561)
Did someone mention a book report?

Really sammy - you could have said 'spoiler alert'....

sammyg2 12-30-2013 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foxpaws (Post 7831008)
Really sammy - you could have said 'spoiler alert'....

I still don't have a clue what book it's about.

strupgolf 12-30-2013 01:55 PM

Happy new year to all. Life is good.

DanielDudley 12-30-2013 02:05 PM

Any of you guys ever think about getting rid of your 944 and buying a Mustang ?

Outback Porsche 12-30-2013 02:14 PM

I went hiking with a couple of friends

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1388445261.jpg

Head416 12-30-2013 02:17 PM

"Subaru of Glendale, just minutes away from almost anywhere in LA and Orange county!"

Hmm.

Captain Ahab Jr 12-30-2013 02:20 PM

I have no time for unions, Ferrari haters or people that want to stick things up my ???

Hads930 12-30-2013 02:25 PM

Just cut my sack

quicksix 12-30-2013 02:26 PM

Those bananas are overripe, a king size will be nice ,rotate it this way.
No back the other way

recycled sixtie 12-30-2013 02:27 PM

Happy hour - a nice glass of Spanish red wine.:)

JavaBrewer 12-30-2013 02:53 PM

I'm taking the long way home tonight.

sammyg2 12-30-2013 03:38 PM

Keys keys keys, keys on Van Nuys.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1388450293.jpg

lane912 12-30-2013 03:38 PM

one of my cat's is in heat-
none of the neighborhood cats seem to care
i think they are all fixed
she is frustrated
going to tape a q-tip to the door jam

sammyg2 12-30-2013 03:43 PM

I go to wallypark, wallypark
Oh wally wallypark.
Wallypark wallypark,
Oh wally wallypark.
Wallypark wallypark,
Oh wally wallypark.
Ba da bump bump

don't make me you-tube it.

HHI944 12-30-2013 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quicksix (Post 7829729)
Seriously?, a trip to the store for three small red potatoes and three cans of Progresso soup?
Can I get anything else while I am there? No,Okay.Hey I thought you went shopping yesterday.
Who put the oil cooler right there? Yeah that works, looks like some sort of burnt crust half baked
Eyetalian engineering.
It's in the junk drawer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Newsom (Post 7829740)
One of our measuring cups was MISSING!

Thank heavens it's been found, smells a bit like transmission fluid, but then don't we all?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Newsom (Post 7829765)
Have you heard of me now? I'm The Angry Hiker. I circumnavigated Heybrook Lookout bare-chested, with a rabid wolverine under each arm and socks that don't match, without food, or water, or sunscreen, or deet, or baby powder for my boys.


I traveled a thousand miles along the Highway of Death, on the wrong side of the road, with three flat tires and Bjork playing on the radio full blast, and arrived at the trailhead 3 hours late, in a pair of button-fly jeans four sizes too small, a sheet of high-grade sandpaper smothered with Ben-Gay stuffed into my shorts.


I put the wrong pass on my dashboard, slammed each of my fingers in the car door one-by-one, and hopped up the trail on one foot, backwards, an old refrigerator filled with 1936 Indian Head Nickels strapped to my back, #2 pencils jammed into my ears all the way up to the erasers, and a rusty cheese grater wedged in my plumber's crack.


I laughed at the pathetic warnings - Ha! Ha! - and scaled the sinister tower wearing a sombrero made of copper pennies, while swinging around a pair of 9-irons, taking the Lord's name in vain, cursing the Old Gods, drinking blood out of Oprah's skull, and slipping Mother Nature an improperly labelled tub of margarine.

I stood on the roof of the lookout without a safety harness and called down the lightning, but the lightning, like all things, feared me. So I dropped my pants and bared my ass at Baring, and gave Index the finger, and on the climb back down I got a really nasty splinter on my pinky toe, and it could've got infected but I didn't call SAR, and decided instead to call it a day before my whole hiking season spiralled down the toilet like a "Cease and Desist" order from Cormac McCarthy's attorney.


I drank 4 bottles of Everclear, hammered railroad spikes into my kneecaps, and glissaded back down the mountain over shards of broken glass, with your wife on my lap and your mother on speed dial, wearing a necklace of poodle ears and a tuxedo fashioned from the skin of your precious Barefoot Jake, because I am the Angry Hiker.

This is what I do.

Quote:

Originally Posted by faverymi (Post 7829806)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baz (Post 7829835)
Must be an AMC event....I think I see a Matador.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by strupgolf (Post 7831014)
Happy new year to all. Life is good.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanielDudley (Post 7831037)
Any of you guys ever think about getting rid of your 944 and buying a Mustang ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Outback Porsche (Post 7831050)
I went hiking with a couple of friends

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1388445261.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Head416 (Post 7831059)
"Subaru of Glendale, just minutes away from almost anywhere in LA and Orange county!"

Hmm.

Quote:

Originally Posted by quicksix (Post 7831086)
Those bananas are overripe, a king size will be nice ,rotate it this way.
No back the other way

Quote:

Originally Posted by JavaBrewer (Post 7831136)
I'm taking the long way home tonight.

Barbara Streisand

weseeeee 12-30-2013 04:16 PM

I wanna go hiking:)

faverymi 12-30-2013 04:22 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1388452908.jpg

Skip Newsom 12-30-2013 08:42 PM

Everybody knows Bob!
He's dead Jim

snbush67 12-30-2013 08:57 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1388469439.jpg

Mr.C 12-31-2013 04:05 AM

Did he died?

cashflyer 12-31-2013 04:31 AM

same hikers?
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1388496641.jpg

yetibone 12-31-2013 04:39 AM

Corn? I haven't eaten any corn!


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