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Shaun @ Tru6 12-29-2013 12:34 PM

doubt I will be able to split the case tonight.

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Hads930 12-29-2013 12:35 PM

I am going to drive my far superior Bullit Mustang to where you park you Ferrari and crap on your union made Chicago style pizza that is on the front seat.

craigster59 12-29-2013 12:47 PM

I know I have some pics somewhere on this computer of Porsche parts, cats and every picture taken of me since I was born. I'll post them as soon as I find them....

yetibone 12-29-2013 01:12 PM

Bicycle pictures too?!!

cashflyer 12-29-2013 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gogar (Post 7828996)
Hope you got a model release for that, cashflyer.

She said you were "cool with it" but I have contacted a release agent.
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mikesride 12-29-2013 02:08 PM

Seven...yup seven is my favorite number and red....red is my favorite color!!!! OH and I like boobies!!!! All kinds of boobies!!! Big or small I likes them all!!!! Now back to the "chest thread!!!"

GWN7 12-29-2013 02:22 PM

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billybek 12-29-2013 02:27 PM

The Cremation of Sam McGee
BY ROBERT W. SERVICE
There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee, where the cotton blooms and blows.
Why he left his home in the South to roam 'round the Pole, God only knows.
He was always cold, but the land of gold seemed to hold him like a spell;
Though he'd often say in his homely way that "he'd sooner live in hell."

On a Christmas Day we were mushing our way over the Dawson trail.
Talk of your cold! through the parka's fold it stabbed like a driven nail.
If our eyes we'd close, then the lashes froze till sometimes we couldn't see;
It wasn't much fun, but the only one to whimper was Sam McGee.

And that very night, as we lay packed tight in our robes beneath the snow,
And the dogs were fed, and the stars o'erhead were dancing heel and toe,
He turned to me, and "Cap," says he, "I'll cash in this trip, I guess;
And if I do, I'm asking that you won't refuse my last request."

Well, he seemed so low that I couldn't say no; then he says with a sort of moan:
"It's the cursèd cold, and it's got right hold till I'm chilled clean through to the bone.
Yet 'tain't being dead—it's my awful dread of the icy grave that pains;
So I want you to swear that, foul or fair, you'll cremate my last remains."

A pal's last need is a thing to heed, so I swore I would not fail;
And we started on at the streak of dawn; but God! he looked ghastly pale.
He crouched on the sleigh, and he raved all day of his home in Tennessee;
And before nightfall a corpse was all that was left of Sam McGee.

There wasn't a breath in that land of death, and I hurried, horror-driven,
With a corpse half hid that I couldn't get rid, because of a promise given;
It was lashed to the sleigh, and it seemed to say: "You may tax your brawn and brains,
But you promised true, and it's up to you to cremate those last remains."

Now a promise made is a debt unpaid, and the trail has its own stern code.
In the days to come, though my lips were dumb, in my heart how I cursed that load.
In the long, long night, by the lone firelight, while the huskies, round in a ring,
Howled out their woes to the homeless snows— O God! how I loathed the thing.

And every day that quiet clay seemed to heavy and heavier grow;
And on I went, though the dogs were spent and the grub was getting low;
The trail was bad, and I felt half mad, but I swore I would not give in;
And I'd often sing to the hateful thing, and it hearkened with a grin.

Till I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge, and a derelict there lay;
It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice it was called the "Alice May."
And I looked at it, and I thought a bit, and I looked at my frozen chum;
Then "Here," said I, with a sudden cry, "is my cre-ma-tor-eum."

Some planks I tore from the cabin floor, and I lit the boiler fire;
Some coal I found that was lying around, and I heaped the fuel higher;
The flames just soared, and the furnace roared—such a blaze you seldom see;
And I burrowed a hole in the glowing coal, and I stuffed in Sam McGee.

Then I made a hike, for I didn't like to hear him sizzle so;
And the heavens scowled, and the huskies howled, and the wind began to blow.
It was icy cold, but the hot sweat rolled down my cheeks, and I don't know why;
And the greasy smoke in an inky cloak went streaking down the sky.

I do not know how long in the snow I wrestled with grisly fear;
But the stars came out and they danced about ere again I ventured near;
I was sick with dread, but I bravely said: "I'll just take a peep inside.
I guess he's cooked, and it's time I looked"; ... then the door I opened wide.

And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar;
And he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: "Please close that door.
It's fine in here, but I greatly fear you'll let in the cold and storm—
Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it's the first time I've been warm."

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

herr_oberst 12-29-2013 03:25 PM

Of all the Louvin Bros, I like Charlie the best, but Ira was still pretty handy with an axe.

ODDJOB UNO 12-29-2013 03:29 PM

theres NOTHING BETTER THAN BEING REMEMBERED HERE!

Rick V 12-29-2013 03:46 PM

Green Jello

onlycafe 12-29-2013 03:48 PM

8500 rpm@165 mph targa, execmalibu.

Paul_Heery 12-29-2013 03:54 PM

Please correct me if you are wrong.

JR Indy 12-29-2013 04:04 PM

Look it up yourself

nostatic 12-29-2013 04:25 PM

In the words of Socrates, "I drank what?!?!?"

Tobra 12-29-2013 04:31 PM

Just made a ton of banana pudding, it was must delicious.

genrex 12-29-2013 05:04 PM

It seemed like a good idea. I read about it on the internet.

legion 12-29-2013 05:22 PM

The poster below me has a clear case of cranial-posterior interference.

Rick V 12-29-2013 05:26 PM

I resemble that remark you poopyhead

UconnTim97 12-29-2013 05:26 PM

Hold my beer and watch this...


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