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A friend asked, if you were to marry an appliance, which one would it be. Some said the fridge because it keeps his beer cold. Many others said the coffee machine, due to its vital role in becoming functional on a daily basis.

I thought for a few minutes and came up with: A lamp. Because she always stays hot as long as you keep her turned on.

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textbook thinks he is alpha, but is actually beta.

Oh very much beta dog. It really annoys me when I do all the work and a big handsome alfa comes along and takes her home.
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And w/o guile in her heart. You one smart man!
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I want to be an alfa romeo someday.
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It's not a game.....if you or the woman are playing one, there is something wrong......
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It's not a game.....if you or the woman are playing one, there is something wrong......
Bingo.

Bad behavior is acted out by both genders. Don't participate in it or be the victim of it. The right person offers you a life of companionship, humor, passion, and love. Why would anyone risk playing a silly game with something of such value at stake?

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Power games are corrosive in relationships. Power over others is weakness disguised as strength. True power is within. Accept what is. This doesn't mean to let someone run over you. It means to be aware of it, accept it then move on. Don't try to change it. Have fun. Don't take the play of form too seriously
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Be in a relationship with someone until there is a reason not to be. Don't waste your life or hers making either of you unhappy.
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Ride it till it breaks, then get another.

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6 pages long and all I learned was I should have married a lamp........
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Ha ha ha ha!!!! Love it!
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Running my hand over her hip makes me wonder about where she has been and who has driven her. What stories she must have!
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This thread is becoming silly. You all know what happened the last time....

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