My first eHarmony experience, big success!

[Don Ro]

Man...glad McLovin went before me.
Was thinking about bragging about the Sweet Face I met on Match.com and to whom I now am engaged.
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Don't think so. You boys is nasty.

[Chocaholic]

That can't be real. If it is, that's proof that my 20+ years out of circulation is the best thing that ever happened to me!

[Rusty Heap]

state the simple rules of engagement.............

"Fully put out on the first date, or the Kitten in the blender gets it", leave blender power switch turned on, and plug it into a lamp timer to go on at Midnight. that way she has a deadline.

[Heel n Toe]

Originally Posted by Chocaholic

That can't be real. If it is, that's proof that my 20+ years out of circulation is the best thing that ever happened to me!

I don't think it is "real"... I think she's pranking. I clicked on one of the vids that came up in the window when that one finished because it looked like her... this is brief... watch to the end:



Whole page of them here for anyone who's interested... I'm not, but there may be some more funny stuff:

hartmanncara - YouTube

[aigel]

Haha - that was funny. I had not seen this before. I bought it at first, but once the bows came out - no way. Actress ...

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/eharmony-video-bio

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[Heel n Toe]

[911_Dude]

[NY65912]

I like a girl that likes pussies. Total BS

[Buckterrier]

Originally Posted by flatbutt

missing the green bro?

Let's friggin' hope so!!!

Crazy cat lady at such a young age.