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That "My uncle fell out of a tree" thread turned when quicksix posted:

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In the 10 years I worked on an ambulance I never got to the scene of a long fall and found someone standing there saying,"monkey roll"
I don't think my lungs will ever be the same.

Old 04-06-2014, 04:09 AM
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165 mph targa was a good one too. 8500 rpm to boot.
That one is an absolute classic
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Old 04-06-2014, 05:39 AM
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I feel bad even bringing it up......as the guy who posted it surely wishes he could take it back. So not wanting to hurt anyone's feelings here.....
***The guy who used angle brackets, sheet metal screws and "shopping cart" casters to help protect the front end of his car.....***
I read that thing in shocked horror, never truly understanding if the dude was serious or just pulling our legs!!!!

ps...snipe could have bought another few great cars with all that "hooker cash"..............
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Old 04-06-2014, 06:15 AM
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I feel bad even bringing it up......as the guy who posted it surely wishes he could take it back. So not wanting to hurt anyone's feelings here.....
***The guy who used angle brackets, sheet metal screws and "shopping cart" casters to help protect the front end of his car.....***
I read that thing in shocked horror, never truly understanding if the dude was serious or just pulling our legs!!!!

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Kind of felt sorry for the guy when he posted this thread:

To the Guy Who Stole My Lawnmower......

Until this thread was posted:

Lawnmower for sale

I laughed so hard at this line:

"I don't know how to start it, but need to sell for more saggy pants."
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Old 04-07-2014, 12:57 PM
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When nostatic bought his first porsche...
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Old 04-07-2014, 12:59 PM
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Few have been around long enough to remember that. Let's just say I took a few lumps...
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The two that were posted here off different sites about the guy with the hot wife that wasn't hot and the guy building the storage shed were pretty darn funny too!
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Old 04-07-2014, 08:50 PM
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This quote from the 'training wheels' thread had me wondering:

"Remember that it's not the thickness of the member which controls deflection, it's the depth.."
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That thread is so full of WTF?!
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I asked at the time, and never got an answer... what is the whole pee bottle thing? He just mentions it like it's the most normal thing in the world!
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WOW! Just WOW!!! I think that could be the all time winner for all time's sake since the invention of the interwebs and BBS type forums. Seems too much to be true, but sure was funny!
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If we are going to do other forums, I always thought this was pretty funny. I discovered it here on ppot.

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I asked at the time, and never got an answer... what is the whole pee bottle thing? He just mentions it like it's the most normal thing in the world!
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I asked at the time, and never got an answer... what is the whole pee bottle thing? He just mentions it like it's the most normal thing in the world!
I'm not sure, but I bet that kids still single...
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I asked at the time, and never got an answer... what is the whole pee bottle thing? He just mentions it like it's the most normal thing in the world!

How long have you had to wait to find the right time for that video!!!

"Finally, I can use it!!!!"
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This one has potential:
Adventures of Joe Bob, part 23
Things just got heated up....

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