Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives

[Nickshu]

Well here's a weird story...wonder what the backstory is? Ironic that his name is Johnson.

Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives - CNN.com

[widebody911]

There were so many opportunities for literary license in that article; either author is very restrained or very clueless.

[Chocaholic]

Both he and his schmendrick were recovered and transported to the hospital for treatment.

Must not be many dogs in that neighborhood.

[intakexhaust]

So who picked up Johnson's penis?

THIS IS PRIME QUALITY REPORTING

Los Angeles (CNN) -- Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.

Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.

Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.

Details about what triggered the incident were not available.

Johnson has been a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, California, hip hop group that was part of the Wu-Tang Clan family, according to the Wu-Tang Clan website. He performs under the name Christ Bearer.

His recording credits include "When the Guns Come Out," which was included on the soundtrack of the 2004 film "Blade: Trinity," according to the Internet Movie Database

[billybek]

He did both those things on purpose?

Headline... Johnson jumps without Dick.

Dick is a mere shadow of his former self.

Johnson is a bloody mess.

Stumpy Johnson.... Has a nice ring to it.

Beans, no Frank.

Johnson no longer.

Don't leave home without it.

No longer a stick and ball game.

That won't buff out.

Will JB weld fix this?

[Aurel]

After severing his dick, he gently placed it on the rooftop and told it: "Watch this", then jumped.

[billybek]

Originally Posted by Aurel

After severing his dick, he gently placed it on the rooftop and told it: "Watch this", then jumped.

Dick watched him jump but only with one eye...

[masraum]

Yeah, no drugs involved there

[RedCoupe]

We can only guess how much fun some of yesterday's tough reporters and editors would have had with this story!

[911_Dude]

He was certainly high on something. Cant imagine what a let down he's feeling today.
"Hi, Im Dr Smarts. The good news is your alive. The bad news is both legs are broken, as well as your hip, a few ribs, lower back and arm. Oh, and you have no dick."
Idiot!

[Chocaholic]

And he jumped from the 2nd floor.

Too bad he didn't cut off his head first, instead of, well.....never mind.

[Nickshu]

Originally Posted by 911_dude

he was certainly high on something. Cant imagine what a let down he's feeling today.
"hi, im dr smarts. The good news is your alive. The bad news is both legs are broken, as well as your hip, a few ribs, lower back and arm. Oh, and you have no dick."
idiot!

:d:d:d

[widgeon13]

Long story short: Andre has officially become Annie!!!!

Efforts to reattach were fruitless.

[asphaltgambler]

Originally Posted by masraum

Yeah, no drugs involved there

^^^^^^^Absolute first thing came to my mind^^^^^^^^^

[livi]

A desperate attempt to start a hip trend? I cant see how dickless diving will go mainstream any time soon though.

[masraum]

A desperate attempt to start a hip trend? I cant see how dickless diving will go mainstream any time soon though.

He'll certainly never need the services of a fluffer now

[Steve Carlton]

[dennis in se pa]

Dick-less rappers jumping off of roofs.......I see it as a good trend. Maybe the rest will soon follow. Rap is far worse than disco.

[slakjaw]

Wu-tang clan is now no-wang clan.

[Steve Carlton]

"Say what???"