You pee lying down? Do you have a youtube of that? This could really catch on!

He didn't really mean it! If you do, don't go to any trouble to post it on our account.

no, but that's only because no one has invented the lie down toilet yet!

All we need is a hammock, a knife, and a bucket!

Target practice.

Well, because we can, and it's easier than sitting down.


But thinking about it. The best pee you can ever have is on a hot summer night, too much beer, and standing in the middle of the lawn thinking about how great life is.

It's easier to spot a bear or a lion or even a cougar when you are standing up.

Same reason dogs lick their balls.

Sure they have. When I had my hip replaced I was stuck in bed for several days. As long as you can find someone to empty the urinal for you and bring you a empty one you can indeed pee in bed.

I prefer to stand up because I can empty my bladder completely, and I can unzip and whip it it out faster than dropping trousers.

Because we can?

BTW..who left the seat down? ;)

I've peed on Sammy's lawn......

Because most men don't have to (or simply don't) clean their own bathrooms.

Because no one wants to earn the moniker "Squat to Pee"

Joke: How many men does it take to clean a toilet?
Answer: None. It's women's work.

While growing up, my dad worked as a civilian contractor for the US military. We lived all over the globe, off base, along side many military bases. While at Clark Airbase in the Philippines, we occasionally traveled using the local transportation systems, "to immerse ourselves in the culture." The local intercity buses, called "Rabbit Buses" were quite an experience in the early 1960s. Luggage and live stock were all tied in a rack on top, the windows were open for ventilation and the seats were usually all occupied. If the leg of the route you were on was long, they would have a rest stop by the side of the highway. All the guys would line up on one side of the road and pee in the ditch. The women would go to the other and line up. I guess they were all dressed "commando" under their long skirts as they would just stand there, spread their legs and manage to pee straight down without wetting the front or back of their skirt or having it run down their leg. My mom was quite impressed and said that was quite a skill and must have taken lots of practice. However, she did not participate.

I thought that is why most every house has a big bath tub urinal in it.
I cant miss.
It takes less to flush.
Most men have not thought this through. !
Turn the light on ! or leave it off LOL
Dont bother with the lid thing at all for a pee.
it is just too silly.

What a great thread this will be ;)

I have this lemon tree out by the laundry door...

If I ever remodel a private residence bathroom for myself, I will put in an urinal.

Who knows, some female friends may even make use of it. I know the guys will love it.

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