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sammyg2 05-07-2014 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 8052567)
Can I be special too? SmileWavy

Do we get to ride on the short bus?
Of course we can. You can drive if you want .....


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A man took a new job as a bus driver and was given a bus with a Sesame Street advertisement on the side. At his first stop he picked up two fat Irish women who’s names both happened to be Pattie. At his next stop he picked up a man named Ross. This man felt highly of himself and insisted that everyone call him Special Ross. At the next stop was a biker who didn’t have a name, but he said he usually goes by his nickname, Lester T.

During the ride, Lester T sat in the back picking at his feet while the others looked at him with disgust.

When the bus driver finished his route, he was asked how his day was by one of his co-workers.

“It reminded me of McDonalds” said the bus driver. Two obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester T pickin’ his bunyons on a Sesame Street bus.

GH85Carrera 05-07-2014 07:25 AM
I heard that joke years ago but it was Two all beef Patties & Special Saul, not Special Ross. :)

ShortBus Driver 05-07-2014 07:27 AM
Get in, you guys...

recycled sixtie 05-07-2014 07:39 AM
Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me......

sammyg2 05-07-2014 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by ShortBus Driver (Post 8052778)
Get in, you guys...

That seat's taken.
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