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I was standing in the shower thinking about gardening, not sure why, when my thoughts began to drift to porn names. Strange, I know. Anyway I always thought the porn industry play on names for their actors and films were innovative.

I began to apply this to different industries.

Fast food restaurants could be.

Jack It In the Box

Chick Filet Show

Taco Smells

Hard Ease

It is margarita Friday and I am ready to rock and roll.

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I was standing in the shower thinking about gardening, not sure why, when my thoughts began to drift to porn names. Strange, I know. Anyway I always thought the porn industry play on names for their actors and films were innovative.

I began to apply this to different industries.

Fast food restaurants could be.

Jack It Into the Box

Chick Filet Show

Taco Smells

Hard Ease

It is margarita Friday and I am ready to rock and roll.
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I still want a porn called:

A Christmas story, staring Ebenezer Splooge.


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I still want a porn called:

A Christmas story, staring Ebenezer Splooge.
Oh, I can see the story line with the 3 ghost.... the ex-girlfriend, the current.... and the 36 way orgy in the hospital, that he missed cause he's dead!!
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Isn't there a chain called "Kum & Go"?

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