If you have nothing nice to say (on a forum ), best not.....
 

....say anything at all because someone else will surely say it for you.

There has been some very funny threads lately. Thanks for the laughs guys. I've been trying to turn the other leaf and play neutral.

But some of you guys have me rolling in laughter. I wanted to just say this on a new thread so I'm not calling out any doozies. Thanks!


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The humor is priceless!!! Keep'em coming!!!

That is like the guy that went on a blind date and discovered the girl was a "big" girl. All night he heard his mother's voice in his head saying "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all" and he was pretty quiet all night and she talked a lot. As he was dropping her off and before he said good-by he blurted out "Ya know for a fat girl you don't sweat too much"

hahahha....i am saving that one!! to never ever utter again. ahhahah

I lost my virginity to a big girl. A very big girl.

More cushion for the pushin!

pushin' for the cushion.

"The bigger the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. First I look at the purse." :)

Fat girls need lovin' too.

I took a walk on the plump side myself. It was very interesting.

talkin bout mud flaps, my gals got em....

But does she like to garden?

Grasping for the breath the whole time I bet! :o

some comedian said,

"i have a trophy wife! to bad the trophy wasnt for first place"

(who said that?)

The great thing about fat girls is that they are a multiple purpose item. Warmth in the winter and shade in the summer

Gross

It's a bit like getting on a MoPed - Both are fun to ride, you just don't want your mates seeing you do it. :D

Built for comfort, not speed.

Me too. Behind a bush in the snow at the bottom of a hill we had been sledding down. Her name was Molica and she weighed in at about a deuce and a half.

weighing in at 19 stones.....

My friend Ed, and I spent a weekend at the beach when we were in our early 20's. Out barhopping for the evening, I met up with a couple girls, and ended up hanging out with them for the night, while Ed wanted to stay behind.
When I got back to our room the next morning, the first thing I noticed was the largest pair of women's underwear that I have ever seen on the floor next to Ed's bed. I swear that they were as wide as my outreached arms.
Ed was still passed out drunk in bed
I began to shake him to wake him up. "Ed, Ed are you ok? what the hell happened here. ?" He tried to deny it, but when I held up that giant pair of panties, he just put his head down in shame like a bad dog that had just soiled the carpet.

Now this is just dead sexy

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Thinking that was Rodney Dangerfield....