Going to be MC, need material!!
 

Talk about the perfect thread for this group - SmileWavy

I'm MC at a neighborhood 'I wish I had talent show' coming up SAT night - and need some help with material. We had each performer share their 'porn name' last time (fist pet, street you grew up on) - and it was a HUGE hit. Some of our friends are now forever known by that name.....

so, fellow pelicans, what'cha got?

This is a pretty flash deal, full band(s), lights, stage, etc. Venue is Napa Valley - so there will be some great wines served.

My material took a bit of a derail after the first act last time was a very spiritual rendition of a bible reading - so mixed crowd. I lost half of my act due to inappropriate nature of the material!! Can be a bit racy, but......

Please help - your ideas are appreciated!!

What does a grape say when you step on it? Nothing, it just gives out a little whine (wine)! Sorry man, that's all I've got.

Master of Ceremonies material??
 

craigster, thanks for the input!! groan. but, that may work for my crowd!!!

guys, the gauntlet has been made - and (no offense!) the bar is fairly low at this point!! LOL

come on - help me out here!

Take my wife.......please! :)

Jeeeze -

you guys are killing me - I thought this would be a gold mine - sigh :confused:

ok, when I bomb, I'm blaming YOU'SE guys!! I may even call you out en masse on the event! LOL

Limmericks?

Blonde Jokes?

what have you got?

thx

td

Listen to some of The Moth podcasts for inspiration.

What did the bartender say to the mushroom? You look like a fungi.

Why does a bicycle need a kickstand? Because it is too tired

That is all I got.

Dave

A good mix here...

How About A Joke Thread?

Start here:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/155440-how-about-joke-thread.html Ha... Robert bet me to it!

And drop the dirty jokes, sound like you are playing to a family crowd... sure way to bomb... just my two cents (I have a friend that does stand up and have been to hundreds of shows.)

My tips:

- Be yourself. Most folks are uncomfortable on stage, and they are also uncomfortable trying to be someone they are not. So remove one of the uncomfortable factors, and don't try to be someone you are not.

- Read the crowd. If your approach is not working, change your tact. This means you have to be flexible, and be prepared with multiple approaches to how you MC the event.

- Regarding jokes & funny comments - here's a great rule of thumb: if 1/3 of the audience 'gets it,' you have succeeded. That way, the remaining 2/3 of the audience will strive to listen closer so they don't feel like they missed out the next time you throw out a zinger.

- I never was a fan of humiliation-based joking - either directed towards the crowd or the performers. In my book, that's a sign of an insecure MC. Your event is not a gong show, and many of those folks on stage can be very nervous -- humiliating them will make them feel like dirt.

- If you have trouble with making eye contact with the crowd, just look at the wall or space right behind the last row - it will appear that you are looking at everyone in the crowd.

- keep your hands out of your pockets and avoid the fig-leaf position! (Hands held together infront of your crotch)

- Only move from one point to another when the movement is necessary - ie to make a point. There is nothing more distracting than an MC who paces back and forth.

- Speak louder and slower. Much louder and much slower than you think. Emphasize your words clearly.

- Be prepared. Know the line-up and what comes next.

- When a performance is happening - pay attention to technical details. If the music is too loud, signal the sound guys to turn it up. If the lights are too low - get them turned up.

- Have water available - or if your voice gets dry quickly, have cough drops in your pocket.

- Smile and convey excitement for the event -- the audience will mimick your attitude.

- If possible, interact with the crowd, or engage them. Audience participation helps set a positive mood.

- Do not be afraid of silence and pauses. If you stumble on words, pause, regroup, and continue.

- Have fun and enjoy the experience!

BTW: I find public speaking to be thrilling and take every opportunity to do it, so I'm a bit different than most. I have MC'd many types of meetings including church college groups, Porsche Club monthly meetings, & weddings. I've given presentations to large groups (2000+) as well as smaller groups (executive summaries..etc). I guess I just get jazzed up by the energy of the audience!

Enjoy!
-Z-man.

aaaaahhhhhh -

thanks you guys! outstanding suggestions and videos....

very much appreciated everyone! I'll let you know how it goes...

cheers

td