The ultimate ricer!
 

I saw a guy in a civic CRX this morning. It was incredible, I couldn't believe my eyes. It had an enormous, I mean enormous wing in the back. It had to weigh at least 400 pounds. Every single body panel was a different color. The body looks like it was sanded and prepared to be painted. he had dummy wheels in the front. they had to be at least, 11 inch rims. they looked like training wheels! Then, to top it off. I hear a pop off sound every time he shifts. It's an electronic speaker that makes a pop off sound every time you shift!!!!!! It's retarded becuase he was shifting at 1200 rpms' and you would hear a pop off sound! The turbo has to have a 1/8 inch inlet!!! OMG and to top that, I looked down, and there it was. A huge APEXi N1 exhaust coming out at a 180 degree angle! parallel with the bumper! Do you know what it means that I was literally dying of laughter? I almost got into an accident!! WEll, to think that I would never see anything more rediculous than a ricer, I go and see that! :eek:

You're just a bitter, bitter man, because the ricer can out run your waterpumper.:D

Funny!!:D :D :D

I actually have raced a turbocharged civic. I thought it was going to be a beast. I was pretty disappointed. It was actually kind of slow. NOt, THAT slow, but you know what I mean>:D

There is a group of highschoolers/townies that runs around on the roads in the Terryville/Bristol/Burlington area in CT. They call themselves the 'Bad Boyz.' How do I know this? The decals are all over their lowered Chevy S-10s, Honda Civic Hatchbacks (this one has a wing ON THE ROOF), del Sols (19-inch rims and front valance about 2 cm off the ground), and CRXs (bright orange paint... except for the front driver's-side quarterpanel that is as-yet unpainted).

The kid in the Civic Hatch revved his engine at me once at a stoplight.... when I was in the left-turn lane with my blinker on.

Apparently, these kids are the laughingstocks of the area, especially with the "ricers" that actually know what they're doing (11-second Civics with NO decals on the body, etc)

Wow, When are these kids going to learn? There was one guy revving his engine so much in neutral, I think he cracked the crank in half!!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHHHHAHH!
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