i need a halloween costume idea.
 

needs to be comfy..for a party.

nothing fancy..host is dressing like a deer hunter and his wife is wearing antlers..

so along that magnitude. i'm thinking yellow running shorts, red hoodie sweatshirt and yellow headband..and going as an obsure jogging high schooler from that movie JUNO.

but i know that sucks..

ideas please.

Richard Simmons

Hari Krishna

Captain Condom

Kim Jung Un

My favorite? Kim Jung Un. Sometimes I speak in a parody of Kim when the telephone solicitors call. Brings down the house.

Good luck,
Larry

If you're willing to go to a party shop and buy a cheap mullet wig, you could dress in blue jeans and a t-shirt, blob lots of red paint dripping from your eyes, nose, mouth, and ears and go as Ebola Ray Virus.









Too soon?

dood..not bad.

Last year a friend went as a Minion. She got a yellow hoodie sweatshirt (and sewed a trio of black pipecleaners on top for "hair") and jean overalls. She put the "G" logo on the front of the overalls and wore a pair of welder's goggles. Simple and super cute.

One year I went as the red 7-Up spot. I got two big pieces of red felt, cut them into circles and sewed them together so that I could fit in between.

orange t-shirt with "this is my Halloween Costume" printed on it.
or
reflective safety vest, hard had and some kind of name tag with a title on it, use your imagination.

I hate dressing up. One year my wife colored one of my eyes black and wrote the letter "P" on an old t-shirt. Lots of confusion ensued.

boxtroll.

Take your crossbow, put on some dirty clothes and go as the guy on The Walking Dead. Dress your wife as one of the dead.

Ghost with a pee stain

Find an appropriate size box cut holes for your head & arms leave the bottom open for your legs.
Paint it as a box of your favorite ammunition.

Dick in a box?

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I like "things" costumes. Milk cartons, sandwiches, lamps, ovens etc.

Other cool ones are the illusion ones, midgets, added people etc.

G

naked with a big knife-

added punch- cover yourself in pig blood

The Stig. I'd just stand in the corner with my arms crossed, saying nothing.

How are you gonna meet chicks with an idea like that?

I've got that costume you can borrow!

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Dress up like a little girl, run around the party screaming while peeing your pants? :)

Wow, Sid. I can't figure out if you look like Matthew McCougnahay
or Jessie Pinkston.

A top seller is the Ebola Hazmat costume.

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