Just signed a model release
 

I must be moving up in the world.

That is all. SmileWavy

Moving up from fluffer?

Pics or it didn't happen.

Exactly! :D

Are you the new spokesperson for Depends?

Tough crowd here. Wow.
Congrats Craig, We're looking forward to your Sports Illustraded cover.

Who's Craig?

He sounds like an interesting guy.

I was considering a career as a hand model myself.

But I found I weren't getting any jobs.

You sound like some of my old girlfriends - a big tease. What are you peddling/pedalling?
You should know better than to get us old goats going(sounds goats make in the background!) Guy:)

Now that that legal hurdle has been cleared, we look forward to seeing your images on the Internets soon!

I didn't know you were a roofing estimator!

Will this involve monkey rolls and a cold steel katana?

Nostatic was closest -- I'm attending an Appleseed event soon, and apparently they like to use photos from the events on their site etc. I figure what the hell, I'll likely be wearing sunglasses, a hat, and a shemagh. If they still want to use my ugly mug for marketing purposes, more power to 'em.

I hope it is a big shemagh...

Show us your boobs.

Hey I've gotta hand j... wait... no I don't.

Hand guys are a different breed.

https://www2.bc.edu/~zepp/pic6.jpg

So, what are you cooking?


I need to earn my patch. Are you bringing a 10/22 or something heavy?