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cashflyer 12-04-2014 06:33 AM
Question for an accountant....
 
With tax time approaching, I need to get my books in order.
With that said, I have a brief but confidential question for an accountant.

If you don't mind fielding a question, please PM me.

BlueSkyJaunte 12-04-2014 07:22 AM
No, you can't deduct your AR-15 builds.

I've tried. ;)

cashflyer 12-04-2014 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by BlueSkyJaunte (Post 8381633)
No, you can't deduct your AR-15 builds.
Sure you can.... "shop equipment and tools".

Right now I am trying to figure out if hookers are supposed to get a 1099.

jwasbury 12-04-2014 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by cashflyer (Post 8382204)
Right now I am trying to figure out if hookers are supposed to get a 1099.
^that's an easy one. Demand that your hooker(s) form a corporation and make all hooker services payments to the corporation. There is no requirement to 1099 corporations.

onewhippedpuppy 12-04-2014 05:22 PM
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<div style="font-style:italic">No, you can't deduct your AR-15 builds.</div>
</div>Sure you can.... "shop equipment and tools".<br>
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Right now I am trying to figure out if hookers are supposed to get a 1099.
Isn't that just an entertainment expense? Amateurs.....

MBAtarga 12-04-2014 05:24 PM
so long as each one wasn't more than $600

onewhippedpuppy 12-04-2014 05:24 PM
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so long as each one wasn't more than $600
Look at you with your fancy hookers!

matt f 12-04-2014 05:32 PM
For a complete explanation on how to set up an "escort" corporation for tax purposes please watch "Night Shift" starring recently exposed photobomber Henry Winkler.
Michael Keaton and Shelley Long also co-star.

Matt

berettafan 12-05-2014 05:32 AM
You can pm me if you like.

cashflyer 12-05-2014 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by berettafan (Post 8382947)
You can pm me if you like.
About setting up the escort service?


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