I only sit down when I have the urge to drop a duece, other than that, I place my hands behind my neck, lean back and watch it arch.

........Because I can !

Here are all the pros and cons...

The pros and cons of a man sitting down to pee - The Oatmeal

Unfelted spatter
 

Speaking of spatter try peeing in the nude. All that spatter is hitting your slacks along with the surrounding area. :(
If I ever get around to a major remodel a urinal will be added. SmileWavy

maybe he pees out the window...

I hate sitting down....that water sure is cold to start with...

Dennis

"but everybody pees in the pool."

"not from the diving board!"

I piss out in my yard.....

Deep, too.

Ah yes, pissing out the window. Big time saver as long as the window is open.

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I piss out in my back yard several times/day.
What the hell...an acre with a 6' block wall around it...who's to care?
And it gives me a sense of dominion.
You boys are nothing but a gnat on a sailor's ass if you don't piss on your own property.
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Now for a little humor:
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How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas motel with a kitchenette?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the
person at the front desk says "go ahead."

Pee in the yard, it keeps the coyotes away...

pissing in the yard just says. " I have land"