modern definition. 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base.
 

i was buying coffee this morning. three ladies in front of me giggling. one lady said, "oh, i let him get to 2nd base"..more giggling.

i figured if i tapped on her shoulder to ask for clarification, i would get a dose of pepper spray..so i got my coffee and left to ponder the situation.

back in the day, i'm sure "1st base" meant a handshake and you got a peek at some ankle skin.

what about now? adults only..i dont want to hear what 13 year olds are doing. :) life is scary enough.

2nd base is still boob touching under bra I believe.

Any sort of lower region action takes you to 3rd I believe.

My dates used to invoke the infield fly rule a lot.
"You're out!"

All I know is that I have always followed the new rules governing, "baseball": When at home plate, I always stay in the box.

All I know is I'd rather be a pitcher than a catcher. YMMV.

As the batter, with a bat in my hand (or her hand) in the batters box, etc., etc.

I have got to figure out how to delete stuff :D

Those are old fashioned definitions, I think these days first base is straight one-on-one missionary intercourse between 2 humans, and you move on from there.

Meatloaf nailed it.

This. My first impression when I read the OP was that head is probably second base these days....

Home run is probably nothing short of fingercuffs, filmed and uploaded to a public site.

Had to look up fingercuffs!

Bwahahah

Ever see "Chasing Amy?" Classic early Kevin Smith movie.

lol

Lollipop Parties.

You don't wanna know unless your a teenage boy.

If that's what I think it is, we had some strippers provide those at a bachelor party in our hotel suite long ago. It was kind of weird watching the groom's dad partake.

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I'm thinking that the new first base is naked selfies. 2nd base is head...

according to my Son, first base defined by the girls around here is anal...

first base- 1979 Gibson Thunderbird
second base- Gibson 335
third base - Fender aerodyne

Given that the news won't STFU about 50 Shades of Grey, I don't know whats up. :(

Absolutely: Paradise Under the Dashboard Light.....

1st base - you are both single
2nd base - she is single
3rd base - you are single
Home base - you are both married to others

HA! Love it.

Throw in a Prestige, an Angry Pirate and a Cleveland Steamer and you've hit a home run with bases loaded.

1st base make out, crotch rub

2nd base, top off

Third base- pants off and her pleading to wait- "I never dooo this on the first daaaate!!!!" (yeah, SURE you don't)

home base- got her ankles tangled up in your headboard, crazy noises are being made.

ALso, like real baseball this all happens during ONE game, otherwise it's dating and dating is BS.

rjp

uhhh...that would be 5th base. Either you or your son need a hearing test.

Baseball and sex.......reminds me of the joke Soupy Sales told on live TV!

"I took my girlfriend to the baseball game yesterday and we had a great time. I kissed her between the strikes and she kissed me between the balls".