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Neilk 05-08-2015 12:54 PM

No offense, but what a SLUT...
 
Well that is what I would consider a SLUT... unprotected sex with two men in one week AND getting pregnant from each one. Here is a link to the full article, summary below


Paternity Case for a New Jersey Mother of Twins Bears Unexpected Results: Two Fathers

By BENJAMIN MUELLERMAY 7, 2015

A mother of twins was applying for public assistance in Passaic County, N.J., when she made the seemingly uncontroversial claim that one man was responsible for her progeny.

The truth, it turns out, was not so simple.

In an unusual ruling in State Superior Court in Passaic County, Judge Sohail Mohammed found that egg and sperm had colluded to create a medical oddity, according to a report in The New Jersey Law Journal on Thursday. The man who the woman said was the father of her twins was deemed responsible for only one.

The other, the ruling revealed, was conceived during a previously undisclosed tryst that happened within a week of sexual intercourse with the man she claimed was the father.

onewhippedpuppy 05-08-2015 12:58 PM

Well.......this is awkward..........

Rick Lee 05-08-2015 12:59 PM

Anyone here ever bang two different ladies in the same week? I don't think it's that uncommon.

Gogar 05-08-2015 01:00 PM

I'm still trying to figure out how that lady gave birth to twin bears.

Aragorn 05-08-2015 01:06 PM

Que Maury Povich sitting behind the bench... You are the Father...and You are the Father...

gacook 05-08-2015 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 8614645)
Anyone here ever bang two different ladies in the same week? I don't think it's that uncommon.

Without protection? No.

scottmandue 05-08-2015 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 8614645)
Anyone here ever bang two different ladies in the same week? I don't think it's that uncommon.

But Rick... when a man does it he is a HERO! Two ladies in a single night? SUPER HERO!!!!

I am actually a pretty old fashioned guy... but this old double standard has to die.

Rick Lee 05-08-2015 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 8614707)
But Rick... when a man does it he is a HERO! Two ladies in a single night? SUPER HERO!!!!

I am actually a pretty old fashioned guy... but this old double standard has to die.

I agree. But protection is not 100%. I mean, who hasn't had a condom break in the heat of the moment?

MBAtarga 05-08-2015 01:33 PM

Hasn't there already been the situation of a white male and a black male each being the father of "twins" ? I think this was over the period of one or two days. I think maybe the story originated on Maury?

gacook 05-08-2015 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 8614711)
I agree. But protection is not 100%. I mean, who hasn't had a condom break in the heat of the moment?

I'm a big believer in personal responsibility. If you're dumb enough (or irresponsible enough) to get pregnant by two men within a one-week span, you need to reevaluate your life. Same goes for a man that impregnates 2 women in a one-week span. And if you ARE dumb enough to find yourself in this scenario, you deserve it. Own up and do what's right for the kids--on your own.


FWIW, even when I was first married and I knew my wife was on the pill, I still used a condom every single time, until we were ready to have kids. I was NOT going to have "oops babies" that I couldn't--or wasn't ready to--take care of.

Porsche-O-Phile 05-08-2015 01:38 PM

There's a pretty strong argument for BJs.

rusnak 05-08-2015 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Gogar (Post 8614649)
I'm still trying to figure out how that lady gave birth to twin bears.

She did it in the woods and used a bunny rabbit to wipe her ass.

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VINMAN 05-08-2015 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 8614645)
Anyone here ever bang two different ladies in the same week? I don't think it's that uncommon.

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jwasbury 05-08-2015 03:24 PM

Certainly this was a just decision by the court in favor of the baby-daddy, who only should have to pay child support for the one he sired.

I see continuing drama for the baby-momma who now needs to go after baby-daddy #2 to pay his share of the cost of the other child.

Truth is always stranger/better than fiction. You can't make this stuff up.

LEAKYSEALS951 05-08-2015 04:22 PM

It ain't gay if it's a three way.

Joe Bob 05-08-2015 04:38 PM

Three in one day.....a few times. Hermosa Beach was quite the party place in the early 80s......

Steve Carlton 05-08-2015 04:56 PM

There should be a group rate here.

Crack4h8r's 05-08-2015 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 8614645)
Anyone here ever bang two different ladies in the same week? I don't think it's that uncommon.

I would never do anything like that.

pcardude 05-08-2015 05:57 PM

Hahaha. The first guy couldn't ring her bell yo. Hahahahaha

lowyder993s 05-08-2015 07:39 PM

How bout this poor bastid!!!:

Court says man owes child support for kid who isn't his | www.ajc.com


The judge in this one needs to be pulled from the bench!


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