Just wonderin about Tabby
 

How does he remember Mother.

You could ask him.

Did he and his shoe collection finally get their own place?

She left an impression...on his backside

She had a firm hand. Very firm. Firm.

'in more ways then one
some say two...
one for me
and one for you...

who knew.'

REMEMBER MOTHER!!! How can I forget the constant harangue in that boozey Gin and Tonic slurred speech voice of hers. AND...and she has the temerity to suggest that it was I that drove her to drink because of my pedantry. Please the facts are the facts Mother...

I just don't understand it, Mother has been so critical of my latest wardrobe changes.

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I thought this was you?

Let us get real, now you are making stuff up.

Tabs- I can totally see why Mother disapproves of your outfit.

One should NEVER wear an overpowering belt buckle with a subtle spring ensemble like the one pictured. Never.

It is a good thing that a mean of wealth and taste has Mother to advise him...

-Z

He may be pedantic, verbose, self aggrandizing even tedious...but the man is not without an appreciation of self deprecating humor!

Well, it really depends on the shoes. Need to see the whole ensemble to determine if it's a fashion faux pas or laying the groundwork for Haute Fabulous, Summer 2015.

^^^ Is that a handbag in the cart? If so, we'd need a look at that as well.

Too funny pitargue, LOL.

Cheers Richard