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you love your Porsche car that much?

Man Caught Having Sex With Porsche

someone send me this. Enjoy. If you do this sort of things, please keep it to yourself
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I could see if it was a 911, but a Boxster? Have some self respect man!
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you've all at least thought about it...
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Hey Fred,

I must ask, do you hump your customer's car when you have the urge?
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So if it was a boxster was that Gay sex?
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So if it was a boxster was that Gay sex?
Boxster is a chick car. How the hell can that be gay sex? you should know better then that
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Hey Fred,

I must ask, do you hump your customer's car when you have the urge?
What happens at Fast Fred's, stays at Fast Fred's
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What happens at Fast Fred's, stays at Fast Fred's
OK, I will take that as a yes
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Explains why those rice burners I see have fat tailpipes
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True Story, About 30+ Years ago I stopped by an Old British bike shop in North Hollywood and the owner said "Can I **** your Aston Martin DB4 up the tail pipe" With a dual exhaust I wasn't sure if he'd swing left or right. I think he was metaphorically speaking, at least I hope so. Anyway, my baby was only a minor, so to speak.
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Hugh, shoulda whore that puppy out and made some money minor or not.
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Explains why those rice burners I see have fat tailpipes
You mean little honda drivers have big dicks? I though Porsche driver have the biggest of them all.
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I knew he'd go for the tailpipe. Since the Boxster came out, I thought of that looking like an orfice. Twin or more center tail pipes are fine, but that single hole? Orfice ...
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I knew he'd go for the tailpipe. Since the Boxster came out, I thought of that looking like an orfice. And not in a good way. Drive around with a butthole car ... Twin or more center tail pipes are fine, but that single hole? Sphincter ...

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wasn't even his car.
he raped it. in broad daylight.
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