Has anyone ever pimped out their dog?
 

I have a set of twin miniature dachshunds <12 lbs......fixed the female but the guy....wanna get a couple of pick of the litters and/or a few bucks before I clip his heuvos.

What is the best place to advertise. CL has so many douche bags....my vet is no help.

try to hunt up a miniature dachshund site

I would join a miniature dachshund breed discussion forum and look for a NON-commercial breeder…Someone with one female looking for puppies.

If the owner of the female is reputable, she's going to require you get his eyes, hips, and knees certified by a good vet. That will cost you about $1,500.

I was approached under this circumstance by a breeder who wanted Tank to sire a liter. I was kind of into it until I found out was was involved with all the health certifications. I love my brotha Tank, but I'm not paying $1,500 so he can get laid.

…Plus, there's already too many big dogs going to shelters at the first sign of slobber. Maybe the abandonment isn't as bad with doxies.

When I was growing up my parents raised two boys and also raised English Bulldogs. We pimped our our stud dog many times. Sometimes to breeders in other states. We took him to the vet and all he needed was a B*tch just sort of close to heat and he was ready. The vet would give him a hand job and then freeze the "product" and ship it frozen to the breeder. The vet asked me if I want to learn to do that to the dog. I said heck no he follows me around all the time as it is.

One time we had a breeder bring over the b*tch to be bread. Our male was just sitting in the yard looking around when the breeder drove up. After the breeding our male would sit in that spot for HOURS. We figure he thought by golly I was sitting here and then she showed up. If I sit her long enough she will come back.

He was a lover, not a fighter.

lmao! :d

Funny thread. Dogs, like Dudes, are ruled by their nose and dick...

That old dog I mentioned figured if he could not eat it or F**k it he would pee on it. Many times some little dog would come running up to him barking all the way. He just ignored them like they were not there. I would take him on a walk past a house that had a fence right up to the sidewalk. Two little poodles lived there that barked at anything that moved. We went walking past and he stopped and hiked his leg right on the fence where the little yappers were yapping. It was a clear message.

Holy hell....great post.

Dozer the stud muffin has no papers. His sister is on premises. I ain't gonna pay for an exam. They can see them, watch them and understand that they are healthy and in good shape. He takes as much he gives in wrestling......

Most of the Doxie websites are rescue ops that advocate sterilization. But pups are being sold for $600+ w/o papers.

Screw it....I'll try Craig's and see what up. I won't send him on out call, I will host and take vids.....wonder if the mods will allow it.

Be sure to include pictures in his profile, haha!

I pimped out my Irish Setter only once, he broke down and the ***** had to tow him home.