Where is Osmayomama
 

Other than having sightings of him pumping gasoline at ARCO stations in Orange County California. My guess is that he is probably in Indonesia.

Indonesia huh? . . . it seems that would be like a rock-star "hidding" in a sorority.

My guess is he's in Iraq. He and Saddam are buddies after all.

On a carribbean cruise with a couple of houris and without the beard, drinking rum punch and winning at poker.

On that Cruise
 

U forgot Shuffleboard with the blue haired old ladies.......

He and Saddam are NOT buddies. They are uneasy allies for the moment, but as Osama is a Muslim extremist, he holds just as much animosity toward Saddam as he does toward Christians and Jews.

Yeah, Osama is not a big fan of secular governments like Iraq, even if they are ruled by tryannical dictators that hate the USA.

End of Sodamninsane
 

I keep saying that to my Conserative Repblican friends. But they don't believe me.....they just want to start bombing...

They're probably all brainwashed by Rush Limbaugh.

Be sure to look under the bed tonite
 

Among conserative Repblicans Rush is a LIBERAL. One of the things they believe is that Bill Clinton is/was part of an international conspiracy to sell America down the river. That someone or some group that is greater is using Bin Laden as a stooge for their own purposes. U get the idea.

They must have voted for Buchanan.

Hardly
 

They voted for GW hisself.

Re: Hardly
 

Could you restrain from all the terrorist imitating? Quite frankly, it is annoying. Not to mention that the vast majority of Muslims who are not terrorists would find the Allah mocking quite offensive.

Further
 

your wish is my command..........

BUTT BUDDIES:D

Wanna know where he really is???

Where is the LAST place America would look for him?

That's right - he is hiding on American soil. My guess is Nevada or perhaps even Alaska.

You never know.......

944S Boyeee

Noo Way dude
 

Osma was last seen pumping gas at an Arco station down in Orange County California......and doing smog tests on the side for a extra little cash........His Taliban buddy Omar works across the street at a 711 store. In their spare time they like to hang out at the nudie bars, where they are planning their next operation.... more from the front later....

Ya - nudiebars!!!

Just like the bars that they "found" copies of the Koran at, eh?

What about the whole "I live for my cause, etc, etc" stuff the terrorists believe? How could they be in strip bars or, for that matter, leaving their beloved "bibles" behind anywhere?

Wouldn't the copies that belonged to the guys on the planes, actually BE on the planes with them??? I know if I planned on flying a plane into a building, thus killing myself, I would have a copy of my Porsche Workshop Manuals held to my chest and I'm not even that much of a fanatic.

The whole thing confuses me and makes me wonder who REALLY was behind those bombings.

I don't think Osama is hiding, he is hanging with the mastermind of the whole plan - The Bush Family. He is staying in the spare room at Casa De Bush, spending the money he hid for them.

"Keep your friends close, but the person you set up as the 'bad guy' even closer"
- George W. Bush

944S Boyeee

Wanda: "You think you're an intellectual, don't you ape?"
Otto: "Apes don't read philosophy."
Wanda: "Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it."

Oops . .I thought this was a "funny movie quotes" thread. . . .but GW Bush was never in a movie.:o

Are you sure? Wasn't he in "The World's Worst Joke"?

....or was it, "How To Fool An Entire Nation With Only Half A Brain"?

Either way, he is a bad actor - but, he hasn't fooled me!!


944S Boyeee

Awww Shucks
 

Remember ole Albert Gore wanted to go to Canada during the Vietnam war..........but his Daddy the Senator from TN. wouldn't let him it would look bad for his Daddies career as Senator.....so ole Albert joined up........

For a guy as stupid as GW he sure has the American people on his side...... an would U really want ole mamby pamby Albert and his crew to be leading us.......they woulda allready sold the White House to the fanatics......... All those retrreads in the White House sure have been around the block once or twice. And would U really wana mess with Cheney or Rumsfield......I get the feeling they could slit your throat and U wouldn't even know it happened until you read it in the newspaper the next day...

"With Only Half A Brain" that must have been it.. . ..no no . . wait . . .it was Al Gore in "I Can't Outsmart A Guy W/ Half A Brain . . .and a stud .d..der"

I will agree he hasn't fooled you. You seem to be taking care of that one on your own.:p

If he only had a Brain..........we're off to see the wizard....what wonderful, wonderful, wonderful wiz he is, cause he says he is...... we're off to see the wonderfull wizard ..... the wonderfull wizard of OZ......

You didn't think for a minute that American people were smart enough to know dick to begin with, did you?

We have a notion around here that there shouldn't be a mandatory seat belt law. It just serves to allow more idiots to have children.

Osma Bin there
 

I think Osma moved through Pakistan and then through Bangladesh to get to Maylasia or Indonesia maybe Burma (It's a lawless country where money would grease the way). What is the predominate religion in Burma now known as Mynmar. It took him time moving slowly from safe house to safe house. I just don't know if he had his route planned out in advance of the USA going into Afgan. I also think he feels pretty safe and is now able to resume conducting operations. All messages are hand carried to another location where they can be tranmitted, thus it is taking time for his communications to get through. This stuff doesn't take a genius to figure out BTW. More from the front later....