I'm a Proud MOM's Club Member

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That is Mean Old Men's Club for the uniniated.


Requirements for Membership

Must be mean
Must be Old
Must be rotten
Must be shifty
Must exhibit battle scars
Must be a sidewalk spitter
Must practice the Black Arts
Must be offensive when appropriate
Must use foul language when appropriate
Must not conform to the group, but be independent
Must think evil thoughts about fellow men
Must advocate the use of brute force to settle disputes
Must not be willing to to consider other points of view
Must resist change
Must in no case indicated that the status quo is worth maintaining
Must be able to start a fight in an empty room
Must hate children, dogs, mothers, main street , and apple pie

These adjectives might be applicable

adamant, autocratic, Bastar%dly, Derogatory & Defamatory, Diabolical, Dogmatic, evil minded, fractious and fuming, Inconsiderate, low and lousy, obnoxious and ornery, overbearing, sneaky, supercilious & snotty, vitriolic & vituperative, willfull

Thats just the short list theres much much more......

I'm understood at last.........

[Ian Morton]

Why don't you re-write this topic at the S Registry board?

Do you hate dogs? Then, how come you have 2 Airdales?

I love apple pie....

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I was quiet shocked when I received the membership news letter yesterday. I thought that someone in the Registry had signed me up. However it seems that I have been a member since 1968. How did they know I would turn out to be the personification of their ideal member? It's absolutely perfect for me. Now if they only had a Web site, I could regal them with my wit and charm......Or horror up horrors there are more guys out there like me.......Oh No......maybe I should send them this way?