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SilberUrS6 11-29-2015 09:22 AM
Told a joke that in retrospect was not a good idea
 
The saying in comedy is that if you have to explain the joke, it really wasn't funny.

So, the joke goes "What do you use to go hunting for Christmas trees? An M249."

Know your audience, folks. :(

craigster59 11-29-2015 09:25 AM
Well, the good news is you don't owe me a new keyboard.....

masraum 11-29-2015 09:26 AM
Hah, nice.

island911 11-29-2015 09:42 AM
I SAW what ya did thar

SilberUrS6 11-29-2015 10:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NotaBRG (Post 8896343)
Thanks Island, I was about to Google it to figure out the punch line.
Like I said - know your audience.

DanielDudley 11-29-2015 11:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by island911 (Post 8896284)
I SAW what ya did thar
Yew guys sleigh me.

AFC-911 11-29-2015 01:38 PM
Is that the new BMW?

Racerbvd 11-29-2015 03:17 PM
A few months back, I was in a store across town, (an area that has become heavily Indian populated)
And when I was leaving, I said
Quote:
"Open Sesame"
like we use to do as kids, not realising that anyone was paying attention (didn't say it loud either) and then I realised everyone was giving me dirty looks.. Oh well.

matt930s 11-29-2015 03:18 PM
Cutting edge comedy...

MattR

billybek 11-29-2015 06:49 PM
I was at a home depot picking up some Post Haste for setting the bottom of my fence posts and a guy with one arm was wrestling with a bag of cement.
I was smart enough to ask him if he needed a hand.....
He didn't flinch and accepted my help but I felt like an ass.

red-beard 11-30-2015 06:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Racerbvd (Post 8896675)
A few months back, I was in a store across town, (an area that has become heavily Indian populated)
And when I was leaving, I said like we use to do as kids, not realising that anyone was paying attention (didn't say it loud either) and then I realised everyone was giving me dirty looks.. Oh well.
Hmmmm. Alibaba was Arab, not from India...

Steve Carlton 11-30-2015 07:40 AM
Even if they were Arabs, there's nothing negative about saying "open sesame" as far as I know.

DARISC 11-30-2015 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Steve Carlton (Post 8897454)
...there's nothing negative about saying "open sesame" as far as I know.
...I think it's a seedy comment
...but that's just how I roll.


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