So what should I buy first?

[GWN7]

So what should I buy first? And can anyone lend me $278


MURITALA MUHAMMED INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.

LAGOS,NIGERIA

Airport Shuttle Keeper



Good Day Esteemed Beneficiary,



Sorry for the delay in this message, We were checking over some files and packages in the office and we discovered an ATM CARD which was addressed in your name, which i think it should be winning funds, I believe you can remember a dealing that has to do with some cooperate body or individual about this said funds to be delivered to you through an (ATM CARD) but I do not have any idea why it was on hold at our Airport up-to-date.



So we contacted the Authorities and they asked us to get in contact with the permanent secretary of finance, to get an approval to figure out what was in the package, After checking over the ATM CARD, we discovered a total sum of $4.500,000.00 ($4.5 Million USD) through the router figurative machine who check on balance through the number on a ATM CARD, so we reported back to the Senate President and we were asked to deliver the package to you from this office. (permanent secrtary, ARUNA WAY, GARKI 33, ABUJA, NIGERIA) We need you to reconfirm your full name and Home address as shown on the package we have here. If you want it to be delivered to you immediately, it will cost you just $278 which is the charges for the insurance certificate and delivery of the ATM CARD meanwhile your funds is save with our securities service so please have that in mind.



KINDLY RECONFIRM YOUR INFORMATION FOR SAFETY REASONS



Name :

Address :

Phone Number :

Nearest Airport :



Below is the payment information Payment should be made via money gram or Western Union and also send us your address as well for the delivery so that it won’t be deliver to the wrong address and someone else will receive a miracle he or she never worked so hard to get. Your funds can also be transferred into your bank account if you don't want it Delivered to your door step.



Receiver's Name : JOSEPH SAMUEL

Receiver's Address : Abuja, Nigeria

Test Question : Colour

Test Answer : Brown

Amout : $278 Only.



The information above is where the ATM CARD was stopped at MURITALA MUHAMMED AIRPORT. LAGOS NIGERIA.



THIS MAIL IS NOT A SPAM OR SCAM MESSAGE, WE CAN DELIVER YOUR FUNDS TOMORROW IF WE RECEIVE REPLY FROM YOU, SO STOP DEALING WITH ANY BODY IF YOU HAVE SOME SCAMMER YOU ARE DEALING WITH AND FOCUS ON GETTING YOUR FUNDS, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED NOT TO DISCLOSE THIS DEAL TO NO ONE OR ELSE TERMINATION FROM THE HOUSE OF SENATE WILL PENETRATE ON YOUR FUNDS DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU WERE TRYING TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON TO FIND OUT WHAT THIS IS, SO NO MISTAKE OF SUCH WILL BE TOLERATED.



NOTE : IF YOU THINK THIS IS SCAM AND DON'T BELIEVE THIS PLEASE DO NOT REPLY THIS MESSAGE.



Hon. Danjuma Bakare

Supervisory Manager

MY PHONE NUMBER: +234-909 3131 431

Email Address: fundsremmitancedept@outlook.com

[DerkPerk]

Just remember, this is not spam or scam!

[wdfifteen]

"TERMINATION FROM THE HOUSE OF SENATE WILL PENETRATE ON YOUR FUNDS"

These guys aren't messing around. You are in deep doo-doo my friend.

[ossiblue]

Always get a kick out of these scams but is it just me or does it seem that the scammers are regressing? The more recent ones have many fewer grammatical mistakes and are more polished. This one looks like are re-issue from the 90's.

Maybe it's the second generation scammers sitting in for their more experienced older brothers.

[Shaun @ Tru6]

I have heard about these emails but have never been fortunate enough to get one. Congratulations! Very happy for you!

[KOH]

Its pretty thoughtful of this guy to offer to deposit the funds directly into your bank account.

[GWN7]

He had me at "Airport Shuttle Keeper".

Who wouldn't trust someone with a job like that.

[wildthing]

You can string him along for your/our entertainment. Ideas at scamorama.com.

[doug_porsche]

I may be getting old, and grumpy, but I finally decided to respond to these messages.

I figure if they send out 10,000 spam email, with made up information, then it is only polite to respond with made up information.

I figure if I can start a movement (imagine Alice's Restaurant Massacree playing for background music) that if even half of the 10,000 people respond with made up/invalid information, that the Hon. Danjuma Bakare would be overwhelmed with 5,000 emails to sort through trying to find good information, and just give up.

[Arizona_928]

Give him a call. Curious to see how good his English is.