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A930Rocket 01-29-2016 04:13 PM

Eating A Vag!na Cures Cancer According To Cancer Treatment Studies!
 
Dig in boys!

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Eating A Vag!na Cures Cancer According To Cancer Treatment Studies! | PhiTimes

The experts have been using most of their time trying to find new solution to the problems that the society is facing right now. Especially when it comes to the diseases. They are constantly trying to find new ways that could be effective and efficient for all the people.
Did you know that eating a girl’s private organ could save you from fatal diseases such as cancer and heart disease?

According to the research that was made in the State University of New York, the most important meal that a man should take is eating a v@gina.

The hormones such as the DHEA Hormones and Oxytocin are being produced whenever cunnilingus happens. These hormones are capable of preventing cancer to an individual.

This act does not only satisfy the urges of man and woman but also helps improve the health condition of an individual. It is a way of enjoying the pleasure while having health benefits.
So the next time that you doubt about going down on a woman, be sure to keep all of these things in your mind. This is not only for your safety but also for the pleasure of your body.

KevinTodd 01-29-2016 04:29 PM

Tastes great, less filling!

john walker's workshop 01-29-2016 06:03 PM

doubt?

quicksix 01-29-2016 06:11 PM

one a day....

MMiller 01-29-2016 06:46 PM

.....also assumes it's a healthy vagina from which one dines.

BeyGon 01-29-2016 06:46 PM

doesn't work for skin cancer.

john70t 01-29-2016 07:13 PM

And visa versa: Semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression' | Daily Mail Online




Life is short. Get busy.

wdfifteen 01-29-2016 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Panerai (Post 8977775)
.....also assumes it's a healthy vagina from which one dines.

I tend to avoid the crunchy ones.

sc_rufctr 01-29-2016 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panerai (Post 8977775)
.....also assumes it's a healthy vagina from which one dines.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/753831-oh-no-cancer-risk.html

onewhippedpuppy 01-29-2016 08:00 PM

I'm going to cure some cancer, be right back!

porsche4life 01-29-2016 08:12 PM

Just like taking vitamins. Can't overdose on them so double up! ;)

speeder 01-29-2016 11:00 PM

And how do you know if you're good at it?

A: Your face looks like a glazed donut afterwards.

dewolf 01-29-2016 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by speeder (Post 8978016)
And how do you know if you're good at it?

A: Your face looks like a glazed donut afterwards.

You must be a messy eater.

dewolf 01-29-2016 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by john70t (Post 8977810)

Didn't work for Normy....Oh yeh he was a dude....never mind.

WPOZZZ 01-30-2016 12:00 AM

Poor Michael Douglas!

look 171 01-30-2016 01:14 AM

forget that, lemme go and find some young depressed women and see about helping them one at a time.

pete3799 01-30-2016 04:38 AM

It's what's for dinner

speeder 01-30-2016 09:59 AM

Let's just say that there is a reason why the nose is located directly above the mouth on every mammal. :)

flatbutt 01-30-2016 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by speeder (Post 8978016)
And how do you know if you're good at it?

A: Your face looks like a glazed donut afterwards.

B. She is 4 inches shorter.

kach22i 01-30-2016 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tcar (Post 8978357)
Yes... that's how he got throat cancer...

Michael Douglas later said he lied about the cause, said he was too embarrassed?

Claimed he did not want to suffer speculation in the public eye which would include facial reconstruction sometimes associated with mouth/cheek cancer.

He thought throat cancer was less traumatic to think about.

Still does not explain blaming his wife.


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