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A930Rocket 05-26-2016 06:14 PM

Careful going to the loo!
 
Beware of the old python on the penis trick.

Thai man attacked by snake that slithered up through his toilet | Fox News

BANGKOK – A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 10-foot python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet.

Attaporn Boonmakchuay was smiling as Thai television stations interviewed him in his hospital bed about the intimate intrusion, and doctors said he would recover. But photos of his blood-splattered bathroom in Chachoengsao province, east of Bangkok, were testimony to his ordeal.

The 38-year-old told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to remove the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before he managed to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbor. After his wife tied a rope around the snake, Attaporn pried open its jaws before passing out.

Emergency workers dismantled the Asian-style squat toilet, with the python still twined through it. The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild, according to an emergency responder cited by the newspaper Thai Rath.

Doctors said Attaporn, bloodied but unbowed, will recover.

"He has a really good attitude... even though his own wife and children were in shock. He's been smiling and giving interviews all day from his bed." hospital director Dr. Chutima Pincharoen said.

rusnak 05-26-2016 06:18 PM

He didn't kill the hell out of it, on general principal alone?

Gogar 05-26-2016 06:21 PM

I'm not worried, personally - it's highly unlikely a python would attack another python.

Oh yeah I'm here all week

:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:

masraum 05-26-2016 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rusnak (Post 9136815)
He didn't kill the hell out of it, on general principal alone?

Yeah, and I don't see it taking 30 mins.

But do you really want to go at the thing with a big knife while you're inside it?

rusnak 05-26-2016 07:11 PM

Yeah, go at it a foot from it's head so that I miss own pecker by a few millimeters.

vash 05-26-2016 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gogar (Post 9136822)
I'm not worried, personally - it's highly unlikely a python would attack another python.

Oh yeah I'm here all week

:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:

hahhaha...

but what if it wanted to make love to it?

vash 05-26-2016 07:31 PM

ohh..or are you referring to the huge python shaped turd?

mreid 05-27-2016 02:45 PM

Hey, at least it chomped down on the frank and not the beans.

scottmandue 05-27-2016 02:47 PM

Why do these things always happen in Bangkok?

herr_oberst 05-27-2016 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 9137943)
Why do these things always happen in Bangkok?

With a fella named "Attaporn"

scottmandue 05-27-2016 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herr_oberst (Post 9137946)
With a fella named "Attaporn"

I'm thinking of changing my name to "Boonmakchuay"

Scott Boonmakchuay... has kinda a ring to it dontchatink?


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