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daepp 06-10-2016 08:29 PM

2-3 seconds. 52. Don't drink.

How's that?

M.D. Holloway 06-10-2016 08:33 PM

few minutes...

aigel 06-10-2016 09:22 PM

This is not a good survey. You need to have the same starting condition. Don't go pee until you can't hold it anymore - then compare times. It undoubtedly depends on the fill.

Generally it is 20 seconds. At a party where plenty of beer was consumed this same question came up and guys were timing themselves. It was probably 20-25 second range, if I recall correctly.

I suggest you have a beer party and invite us. Maybe some proper timers too! :)

G

jyl 06-10-2016 09:40 PM

How are you guys getting 2 seconds?

The measurement is from when you start to pee until you are done peeing.

If you only take 2 seconds, you are a human pressure washer.

Please re-measure and re-post!

aigel 06-10-2016 09:49 PM

He is trying to say there is a large pipe. I think my response must have been the only one with data you can trust!

G

DanielDudley 06-11-2016 01:35 AM

Long enough to touch the ground.

Chocaholic 06-11-2016 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aigel (Post 9155937)
He is trying to say there is a large pipe. I think my response must have been the only one with data you can trust!

G

No, he's saying he has an aging prostate. 2 seconds....20 times a day.

That's an exaggeration, I hope!

sand_man 06-11-2016 03:18 AM

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recycled sixtie 06-11-2016 05:00 AM

One time in May of last year it took me two days to pee and only got relief coz they put a catheter in me. Had a turp operation(ream out the prostate) and now it only takes a few seconds. :):)

Crowbob 06-11-2016 05:41 AM

Never actually timed the actual flow from the nozzle but I do know it takes longer to unreel the hose.

The process can be quite dramatic, depending on the pressure.

Seahawk 06-11-2016 06:10 AM

Depends on whether or not I am writing in cursive...

J P Stein 06-11-2016 06:17 AM

Entirely too long & about every hour.

scottmandue 06-11-2016 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rusnak (Post 9155791)
I thought we were going for distance. Now we're going for time too? Gawdemmit, competitive bunch here.

And what about accuracy? Are we being graded on accuracy? Lights on or off?

livi 06-11-2016 12:25 PM

This would make a beautiful poll.

mreid 06-12-2016 06:40 AM

Or pole.

creaturecat 06-12-2016 09:05 AM

takes my ultra hard-core mtn bike buddy about 30 seconds to get any action.
should be worrisome. no?

Bob Kontak 06-12-2016 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creaturecat (Post 9155782)
2 seconds. to start. 61.
15 seconds duration. beer free.

Identical for me. 60 in August.

Standard pee.

Bob Kontak 06-12-2016 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 9156160)
And what about accuracy? Are we being graded on accuracy? Lights on or off?

Just out of bed and going to return, I just sit down.

Way less drama.

NY65912 06-12-2016 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by j p stein (Post 9156149)
entirely too long & about every hour.

+1000


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