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M.D. Holloway 06-26-2016 06:51 AM

Need Help Translating Some Russian Words into English
 
Anyone read and understand Russian? I have a dozen of so words that I need translated. PM me and I will send you the words. Thanks.

sc_rufctr 06-26-2016 07:00 AM

https://translate.google.com/

Steve Carlton 06-26-2016 07:13 AM

Basically they say "I'm a roofing contractor, not a model. Please put down the camera please."

Embraer 06-26-2016 07:16 AM

lolllllllllllllllllll

M.D. Holloway 06-26-2016 07:23 AM

there is no rest...

Steve Carlton 06-26-2016 07:29 AM

Just finished the other part- something like "My brothers are in Russian Mafia. The will stop by tomorrow to discuss modeling contract. Special five year contract."

Steve Carlton 06-26-2016 07:40 AM

Here's the other one:

"Thank you Dr. Holloway for your inquiry with beautifulrussianbrides.com! Unfortunately, we do not offer 30 day money-back guarantees and the girls do not come with dowries."

vash 06-26-2016 08:07 AM

"bullchit..no way he shot bigfoot"

Porsche-O-Phile 06-26-2016 08:18 AM

"The red fish sails at dawn"

targa911S 06-26-2016 10:06 AM

I love this place...

Por_sha911 06-26-2016 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Carlton (Post 9175663)
Basically they say "I'm a roofing contractor, not a model. Please put down the camera please."

Priceless. Just earned this thread 5 stars.

1990C4S 06-26-2016 11:47 AM

"This quad bike comes with a three year guarantee and free smoker with bush bars."

"Этот квадроцикл поставляется с гарантией на три года и бесплатный курильщика с кустарника решеткой. "

sc_rufctr 06-26-2016 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by targa911s (Post 9175892)
i love this place...

мне нравится это место

speeder 06-26-2016 03:18 PM

Have you tried the internet? You know, the rest of it? :)

Matt Smith 06-26-2016 11:30 PM

They 'made' me learn Russian at school in 1983 because it would apparently be beneficial for our future, around about the time when everyone wanted to bomb each other.

Imagine that! I live a zillion miles from a source of plutonium and our government bans any such activities regardless. About the only thing I remember was the extreme idiocy of the reading material, and 50's era propaganda eg. trans from Russian (with farming-type green and yellow pics) was "Ivan drinks the vodka while Ivanka drives the tractor" ..no joke.

Extreme waste of a young man's learning potential. Ivanka no doubt preferred the exterior recladding industry over tractors anyway.

Steve Carlton 06-27-2016 05:43 AM

I think I got the last one now:

"Special protein powder make you stong like bull. Proved from 137 Olympic Gold Medals from glorious Russian teams. Cash only."

berettafan 06-27-2016 06:12 AM

She doesn't really love you, she just wants the marriage so she can get a green card. then she'll be gone.

dw1 06-27-2016 12:37 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1467059849.jpg

Amail 06-27-2016 01:43 PM

You've got a PM


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