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Need Help Translating Some Russian Words into English
Anyone read and understand Russian? I have a dozen of so words that I need translated. PM me and I will send you the words. Thanks.
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Basically they say "I'm a roofing contractor, not a model. Please put down the camera please."
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lolllllllllllllllllll
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there is no rest...
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Just finished the other part- something like "My brothers are in Russian Mafia. The will stop by tomorrow to discuss modeling contract. Special five year contract."
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Here's the other one:
"Thank you Dr. Holloway for your inquiry with beautifulrussianbrides.com! Unfortunately, we do not offer 30 day money-back guarantees and the girls do not come with dowries." |
"bullchit..no way he shot bigfoot"
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"The red fish sails at dawn"
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I love this place...
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"This quad bike comes with a three year guarantee and free smoker with bush bars."
"Этот квадроцикл поставляется с гарантией на три года и бесплатный курильщика с кустарника решеткой. " |
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Have you tried the internet? You know, the rest of it? :)
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They 'made' me learn Russian at school in 1983 because it would apparently be beneficial for our future, around about the time when everyone wanted to bomb each other.
Imagine that! I live a zillion miles from a source of plutonium and our government bans any such activities regardless. About the only thing I remember was the extreme idiocy of the reading material, and 50's era propaganda eg. trans from Russian (with farming-type green and yellow pics) was "Ivan drinks the vodka while Ivanka drives the tractor" ..no joke. Extreme waste of a young man's learning potential. Ivanka no doubt preferred the exterior recladding industry over tractors anyway. |
I think I got the last one now:
"Special protein powder make you stong like bull. Proved from 137 Olympic Gold Medals from glorious Russian teams. Cash only." |
She doesn't really love you, she just wants the marriage so she can get a green card. then she'll be gone.
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