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IS300 06-27-2016 07:22 PM

Virginity lost???
 
I was talking with a good friend today .... He found out last night that I had removed my girlfriends Virginity card...... He didn't know the I had taken my girlfriend's virginity.... He asked? where I lost my V-card and where I collected hers..... I told him....both happened in a car...... He said..... "Is that why your a car guy?" we laughed

Who here .... lost it or took it from someone in a car????

So I was wondering if thats how you become a car guy?

Jim Richards 06-27-2016 07:23 PM

There's a card?

herr_oberst 06-27-2016 07:31 PM

Maybe in Utah?

vash 06-27-2016 07:58 PM

wait..i still have my card..

was i supposed to get it stamped? or just give it away?

Charles Freeborn 06-27-2016 08:11 PM

never done it in a car, but I'm 6'4"...and I've never owned a land yacht...

Bill Douglas 06-27-2016 08:25 PM

She lost her virginity but still has the box it came in.

SCadaddle 06-27-2016 08:32 PM

I got a buddy with 2 teenage daughters. The older one just graduated high school, top of the class, a year early. She needed a car, so we made a deal on one of my Subaru Legacy Outbacks. I reminded him that the rear seats fold forward and makes for a large area in the back, wink wink nod nod. He said he was going to tape a picture of his ugly face to the headliner in the back seat area.

Then the rear tailgate got stuck closed. I showed him the secret trick to get it open. He was happy. She was thrilled.

Then the dummy bought a used Mazda wagon for the other daughter that just got her license. I think he wants grandchildren.:D

IS300 06-27-2016 08:42 PM

I knew you guys were awesome !!!!!!'n

HardDrive 06-27-2016 09:01 PM

All of my virginity card dealing was done in beds thank you.

Done it in a car? Yep.

Caught by police in steamed up car while doing the deed? Yes.

Ah to be a teen again....

IS300 06-27-2016 09:04 PM

We got caught by police too... In the Mazadarri ( Mazda 323 )

WPOZZZ 06-27-2016 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 9177803)
There's a card?

It's like those tags on your sofa, pillow, bed... that say "Do Not Remove under penalty of law..."

sand_man 06-28-2016 03:29 AM

I have a feeling those 1970s "van guys" knew a thing or two about virginity cards and collecting them...
http://www.visualnews.com/wp-content...van-couple.jpg
https://theselvedgeyard.files.wordpr...d2_o.jpg?w=700
http://cubiclebot.com/wp-content/upl...10/07/van6.jpg

sand_man 06-28-2016 03:36 AM

I'm 6'-3" and always owned smallish sports cars, so beyond receiving some BJs, I never really messed around in a car (that I can remember)...

Arizona_928 06-28-2016 03:58 AM

I think most can say they were a car guy before sexual maturity. Freud would be proud of your theory :D

id10t 06-28-2016 03:59 AM

Election day of '88 in her house (great having parents who work all day)

GH85Carrera 06-28-2016 04:14 AM

It is indeed physically possible to do that in a 914. One MUST be young and very limber, but it can be done.

Seahawk 06-28-2016 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by id10t (Post 9178007)
...great having parents who work all day.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Mr. and Mrs. Frommer for their dedication and work ethic in pursuit of their separate careers.

Their full-time go-get-tum attitude enabled a non-federally funded After School Program that contributed greatly to my understanding of the female wonderland.

GH85Carrera 06-28-2016 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by id10t (Post 9178007)
Election day of '88 in her house (great having parents who work all day)

When I was a senior in high school my parents bought a lake cabin. They took of to go fishing almost every weekend. When I came home from work (after school) the house was empty and they were not coming home until Sunday afternoon.

I just hated that. ;)

Oh Haha 06-28-2016 04:46 AM

HS girlfriend's parents going through a divorce. They were never home. Her bothersome little brothers were easily paid off with pizza. SmileWavy

billybek 06-28-2016 06:24 AM

Where there's a will there's a way.
Front seat of a Celica comes to mind....


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