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GH85Carrera 09-02-2016 08:35 AM

Actually now days everyone wins and gets a trophy.

You win the you get the exact same prize as the person that loses the argument. And since no one ever loses, and no one wins it is a just a big waste of electrons. Like the rest of PPOT. it is just entertainment.

stomachmonkey 09-02-2016 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 9265519)
Actually now days everyone wins and gets a trophy.

You win the you get the exact same prize as the person that loses the argument. And since no one ever loses, and no one wins it is a just a big waste of electrons. Like the rest of PPOT. it is just entertainment.

Sorta like poker night with the guys.

Somehow half of us always came out ahead while the rest broke even.:confused:

911 Rod 09-02-2016 10:03 AM

When the other guy takes his ball and goes home and you never knew he had a ball .........

trader220 09-02-2016 10:06 AM

Its the internet, I just assume everyone is smarter, richer and better looking than I am, and always wants to tell me that.

It was worse in the early days of the internet. I used do Q & A on some of the options boards. All of the monday morning quarterbacks were a joke.

island911 09-02-2016 10:27 AM

Clearly this thread is a big competition to see who can bemoan others the best and obtain the moral high-ground; which is covered with a beautiful lawn that you damn kids need to get off of now.

scottmandue 09-02-2016 11:00 AM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1472842833.gif

scottmandue 09-02-2016 11:03 AM

Your mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries!

herr_oberst 09-02-2016 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by island911 (Post 9265688)
Clearly this thread is a big competition to see who can bemoan others the best and obtain the moral high-ground; which is covered with a beautiful lawn that you damn kids need to get off of now.

That was beautiful!

island911 09-02-2016 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by herr_oberst (Post 9265748)
That was beautiful!

And that, boys & girls

is how it's won.

:cool:

Or you can just claim that you've won. That often works too. ;)

fred cook 09-02-2016 11:31 AM

You don't win an argument on the net, the best you can hope for is that someone becomes educated!

island911 09-02-2016 11:33 AM

from page one:
Quote:

Originally Posted by island911 (Post 9264777)
There is education happening; both 'sides.' So why the hate?

Looks like we have agreement.

And repetition

which is needed for some peoples education. ;)

Brian in VA 09-02-2016 12:52 PM

Once everyone buys Brad Penn?

KFC911 09-02-2016 12:57 PM

"Chips suck, case closed" :)

Anyone know what I'm talkin' about?

That was classic...

JJ 911SC 09-02-2016 02:52 PM

Suce ma graine...

Eric 951 09-02-2016 03:28 PM

Three easy steps

1. Drive a Black Audi Wagon (B.A.W.)

2. Park said B.A.W. in a hotel lot where early 911 owners are holding an event and taking a group photo

3. WIN!

wdfifteen 09-02-2016 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 9265178)

What is the most stunning to me is any subject can be argued.

No it can't.

LEAKYSEALS951 09-02-2016 04:47 PM

I won!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1472863554.jpg

dentist90 09-02-2016 08:35 PM

Back in the day one would just post this and assume victory

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1472877166.jpg


I think the current technique is to always get the last word.

Corvus Corvax 09-02-2016 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by fintstone (Post 9265110)
When a person who had never made a reasonable argument in their life constantly posts about you instead of the topic...especially if they say silly crap regarding having your "azz handed" to you. That is the sign that not only have they never handed anyone their "azz," but that their own "azz" was likely an oft used receptacle...and they are compensating.

The irony is subtle, but still funny.

Gretch 09-03-2016 04:03 AM

/\/\ not subtle at all.

In fact, painfully obvious, and common.

the term from a commercial "let it go Phil", comes to mind. The Bard had a phrase for this persistent self denial, also.

scottmandue 09-03-2016 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by wdfifteen (Post 9266146)
No it can't.

Nuh uh!

fintstone 09-03-2016 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by peteremsley (Post 9266658)
Bwhahhhahaha. Someone uses azz to avoid the profanity checker, and it's considered a lack of intelligence. Killer. That boy is odd.

Do I really have to explain the humor? Maybe it doesn't translate to a Brit.

I don't think anyone considered his using "azz" to avoid the profanity checker was the "irony" or "self-denial "resulting in such derision. Taking the cheap shot against folks they apparently felt they lost a prior, unrelated argument to in a thread designed to mock those who cannot "lose" an argument in PPOT was the irony.

Quoting his trademarked word "azz" simply developed the character involved a bit more by using his actual words (and of course, as you pointed out...shows his clear intent to break forum rules...just to take that shot).

Jim Richards 09-03-2016 07:50 AM

ass. See, I said it without it being filtered out. I'm always right.

Why are you guys still arguing? I won. End of story. Enjoy your holiday weekend.

island911 09-03-2016 07:58 AM

the profanity checker culls ass? Why would anyone think that?

scottmandue 09-03-2016 07:59 AM

When you crush your enemies,
and see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women...

Jim Richards 09-03-2016 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 9266720)
When you crush your enemies,
and see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women...

...you know it's a good day. :cool:

herr_oberst 09-03-2016 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 9266720)
When you crush your enemies,
and see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women...

Wrong. Just wrong. You are wrong.

It's when you crush your enemies and see them driven before you and hear their women rejoice in exultation!

fintstone 09-03-2016 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 9266710)
ass. See, I said it without it being filtered out. I'm always right.

Why are you guys still arguing? I won. End of story. Enjoy your holiday weekend.

You are right. You win. I was/am wrong! I always assumed that it was filtered since so many asses use the term "azz". Maybe they just can't spell.

fintstone 09-03-2016 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herr_oberst (Post 9266726)
Wrong. Just wrong. You are wrong.

It's when you crush your enemies and see them driven before you and hear their women rejoice in exultation!

I used to enjoy that...but now, after crushing the enemy, I am too tired to deal with their women's crap.

Make me a sammich!

KFC911 09-03-2016 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fintstone (Post 9266742)
You are right. You win. I was/am wrong! I always assumed that it was filtered since so many asses use the term "azz". Maybe they just can't spell.

Nope...I bought some "Big Azz Channel Lock" pliers years ago...stamped right on 'em and I laughed my azz off when I saw it. Been speeling it like that ever since :)

DanielDudley 09-03-2016 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fintstone (Post 9266744)
I used to enjoy that...but now, after crushing the enemy, I am too tired to deal with their women's crap.


Just bang the guys then. :D

Por_sha911 09-03-2016 11:48 AM

When my wife says so...

Por_sha911 09-03-2016 11:52 AM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1472932346.jpg

wdfifteen 09-04-2016 04:44 AM

You know you've won when the person you're schooling is reduced to changing the subject to something trivial like your spelling and whining about it.

fintstone 09-04-2016 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fintstone (Post 9265110)
When a person who had never made a reasonable argument in their life constantly posts about you instead of the topic...especially if they say silly crap regarding having your "azz handed" to you. That is the sign that not only have they never handed anyone their "azz," but that their own "azz" was likely an oft used receptacle...and they are compensating.

If they were not so painfully petty and obnoxious, you would feel sorry for them as they seem drawn to the discussion like moths to a flame...hoping to redeem themselves with some new personal attack against the perceived source of their self-loathing, only to make a fool out of themselves once again.

You know you've won when same the fool returns and claims victory and that they are "schooling you" because you laughed about their spelling...when their spelling was not really what you were laughing at, it was just an additional irony.

fintstone 09-04-2016 05:52 AM

You know you have won when your opponent chooses to restate your words into something they can better argue (pretending they are quoting you). Why not just use the quote function and argue what you actually posted? If you choose to add words to the other's position, you are likely a fool or charlatan.

As Bertrand Russell once stated, "A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."

Jim Richards 09-04-2016 07:07 AM

Yawn. Let me know when you guys are done babbling and have finally accepted my internet triumph.


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