When or How you will die?
 

After reading and posting in Fastfredracing's "U guys scared of dying" thread.
I got to thinking, which would you prefer to know?

When you will die or How you will die? :eek:

When.

Had two very close calls last summer...cars blowing through red lghts at a high rate of speed :). I wouldn't mind knowing when there isn't gonna be another tomorrow....

According to the Ouija board, auto-erotic asphyxiation

Hit by a hearse.

I like irony.

not sure, I will tell you when it happens, that's the best way to know.

105, shot in bed by a jealous husband. That covers how and when.

Why would your husband be jealous? :D

Lmft4u...

The Downstroke.

Hopefully not in a manner that generates a fark.com headline... or if it does, it generates an EPIC fark.com headline.

Hopefully, it will be quietly, in my sleep like my grandpa.




(Not like his passengers, who died screaming in terror.)

Punch my ticket around 82.

Most likely in a few short years - probably a heart issue.

My hope is that "hookers" (note the plural) and "blow" are mentioned in my obituaries (note the plural).

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I would prefer both to be a surprise, both for myself and for everyone watching.

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Unless you decide to do yourself in, you have no vote on either of the choices.
I'm more concerned about the destination than the trip.

Heart attack.

I never even had a will until 50. I always figured I'd be ten feet shy of making it over that last ridgeline, or at the bottom of the ocean.

I have no children, and figured all the ex's could fight over whatever was left.

Surprise! Am still here at 63, retired from flying after 37 years and 28K hours airbourne. No accidents, no incidents, no violations, no scratched paint.

Have no idea what is next, am enjoying seeing everything from the left front seat of a 41,000 pound diesel pusher, the Prius in the enclosed garage towed behind.

cancer, diabetes and alzheimers. had the first one, have the second one and can't remember what the third one was

I would love to have another 30 years (hopefully with less major health problems than the last 51 years). I imagine that my ongoing congestive heart failure will flare up again, and finally take me out. I would like to see my kids get happily married and have kids of thier own.

I too would prefer that my demise be due to an event that causes my family to shake their heads in wonder ( but causes my children to say "way to go Pops!")

I would like to know where...

THEN I WOULD NEVER VISIT THAT PLACE!

SLACKERS!

But seriously, some history of heart attack in my family but the Doc is on top of that. Also history of diabetes and I'm at type 2 but Doc is on top of that too.

Watched my dad slowly die of cancer, that scares me.

Your missin' out. Ya wanna go on the upstroke.....free fall back down and one more when they pull your dead ass off her!

Kvetching at asshats and driving my cab

What? Are you meshugenah or something?

Better than fagelah.....

Or a dipso

same same......

30 months from ....... right now!
Natural causes.

Anybody else remember Clinton's surgeon general, Jocelyne (sp?) Elders? Along with pleading for "safer bullets" she said that "Most people will probably die of somethin' or other, sooner or later."

Anybody else remember George Bush ("Shrub") discussing fatal shootings in America?

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It’s just unacceptable. And we’re going to do something about it."

comments made during his address on Project Safe Neighborhoods Initiative at the Pennsylvania Convention Center (Philadelphia, PA), May 14, 2001

He was saying that there were too many people being shot.
Obviously you feel there were not enough and we needed to increase the number of shootings. :rolleyes:
See how this fits:
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PS this is not PARF.

Thanks for translating what the dumass-in-chief was saying. I don't speak "moron" but I see it's no trouble for someone as gifted as you are!

SmileWavy

“I’d like to die like my father died,” he says. “My father died fcking…he DID! My father was 57 when he died. The woman was 18. My father came and went at the same time. […] I just figured God must’ve loved my Father an awful lot to let him go out like THAT.” – Richard Pryor

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Caution um Richard Pryor does use some not safe for work adult language. But dang this is a funny clip.

Don't sell yourself short, you are way too modest when it comes to stupidity.
But you seem to be very emotional.
Instead of using logic or common sense, you seem to let your emotions run rampant and control your thoughts. Much like a child.

You obviously don't like the former president so you go on attack mode, making erroneous statements and claims that are not based in fact. But they make those little voices happy and that's all that matters for people like you with limited mental capacity. Right?

President bush graduated from Yale University in 1968 and Harvard Business School in 1975. He was a very successful businessman and politician.

Which ivy league schools did you gradumacate from?
None?
Huh, that's strange. You have no problem calling a man a dumass and a moron, but you don't realize he's much smarter than you and has accomplished a thousand times more than you ever hope to.

So where does that put you on that smart-dumass scale?
I'm guessing at the very bottom.

You should have left it in PARF you bleeding heart liberal idiot.

LOL!!!
I'm glad Sammy cleared it up. I don't get the language myself.