Women's bathroom

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[ckelly78z]

A REALLY heavy guy I work with (500#+) has all sorts of hygeine problems in that area, and sometimes leaves a present on the floor for the next lucky guy to use the wider back (handicap) stall.

[Amail]

Can't empathize with that one - women's restrooms are verboten. Does suck, though.

[cashman]

It's because of people like you that we needed this HB2 law in North Carolina

[Otter74]

The way my girlfriend talks about women's rooms, I wouldn't expect them to be any better.

[968rz]

My Office suffers from what I call "Urinal Butter", seems no ones D is long enough to actually reach the urinal so you end up standing in it. These are so called "Professionals" DISGUSTING PIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[id10t]

I work on a large campus... and know of bathrooms that are nice, opulent, and are never used. Sure, a little planning may be required for that 10 minute walk across campus before dropping a deuce, but better than dealing with the crazy **** that happens in a lot of the more central bathrooms...

[Tervuren]

Originally Posted by 968rz

My Office suffers from what I call "Urinal Butter", seems no ones D is long enough to actually reach the urinal so you end up standing in it. These are so called "Professionals" DISGUSTING PIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup, some of the worst conditions I've seen public restrooms are when executives are doing an event somewhere and the place is closed off from the public. Maybe its hard to aim in a suit and tie, or pick up a toilet lid, etc.

Public women's bathrooms will only be cleaner than men's IF women don't use it. People who clean them say women have an aversion to using the devices as intended, instead preferring a high altitude attack approach. It'd be better if business's just changed to turkish toilets. No seats or contact areas.

[KFC911]

Over the years, I seen women use the men's bathroom on dozens of occasions...bars, clubs, races, sporting events, etc. Either the line was too long or they were disgustingly filthy. Only until recently did I realize they wanted to jump my bones

[Crowbob]

Originally Posted by id10t

I work on a large campus... and know of bathrooms that are nice, opulent, and are never used. Sure, a little planning may be required for that 10 minute walk across campus before dropping a deuce, but better than dealing with the crazy **** that happens in a lot of the more central bathrooms...

As an autobiographical aside, I note to you all that being a life-long inhabitant of the basket of deplorables, I actually cleaned university bathrooms in exchange for a break on tuition.

That profession of course resulted from a lateral transfer out of the washing of pots 'n pans department in the kitchen the previous year.

[Pazuzu]

Originally Posted by KC911

Only until recently did I realize they wanted to jump my bones

because guy's bathrooms at bars make women so horny...

[Crowbob]

Of interest relating to my professional relationship with women's restrooms, I discovered a treasure trove of information regarding the various elixirs, potions and pharmaceuticals which seem to propel the species.

Accordingly, not infrequent consultation with the Physician's Desk Reference (PDR) aided tremendously in enlightening me on the subject.

[jwasbury]

Originally Posted by 968rz

My Office suffers from what I call "Urinal Butter", seems no ones D is long enough to actually reach the urinal so you end up standing in it. These are so called "Professionals" DISGUSTING PIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^I've noted similar conditions in my company bathroom. I don't think the length of the D is the issue here. I blame the urinals themselves. The ones in our bathroom are of a design where a large percentage of piss reflects directly back out of the urinal, then on to the floor, or worse...your pants. They are Kohler brand, and they are terrible.

[Crowbob]

The yurpeans figured it out a while ago. They seem to have initiated the practice of embedding the image of a bee in the yurnals. A target, if you will, for the unendowed unfortunates at which to aim.

It seems to finally be catching on in the colonies, lately.

[flatbutt]

my local gym has one holers only so if it is occupado I will use the women's toilet. At my age I really cannot wait.

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by flatbutt

my local gym has one holers only so if it is occupado I will use the women's toilet. At my age I really cannot wait.

Don't EVEN think of doing crap like that in my state buddy...

We're checking peckers

[flatbutt]

Originally Posted by KC911

Don't EVEN think of doing crap like that in my state buddy...

We're checking peckers

a pecker checker...huh...interesting job title,

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by flatbutt

a pecker checker...huh...interesting job title,

Poltical appointees... your liberal azz don't have a snowball's chance

[Crowbob]

Plicken chuckers, pecker checkers and bimbo dickers! Oh my!

[Vipergrün]

In SoCal it's common to see ***** covered TP thrown on the floor near the toilet.....because in Mexico and other south-of-the-border countries they don't always have plumbing to accommodate it. After a while a waste basket will typically show up. Friggen nasty.