What would you do if a ghost inappropriately touches you?
 

Metta World Peace says ghost at OKC hotel inappropriately touched him | KFOR.com


An NBA player staying at an old hotel in OKC says he was molested by a ghost. lol

Anyone ever stayed at the Skirvin Hotel? I've read several accounts that a female ghost seducing males staying there.

Call Ghostbusters, duh

Really depends on the ghost. I wouldn't throw Eva Gardner's ghost out of bed for eating crackers.

The Skirvin is a cool old hotel and it has high security and a lot of extra long beds. Most of the NBA players stay there when they are in town for a game.

Ghosts don't exist anymore than Bigfoot, unicorns, or extraterrestrials. It is impossible to be molested by one but if your wife will fall for that is is better than admitting to little sly side action.

When I first bought this house, a lot of people told me it was haunted, in a very unsolicited way. I had a housekeeper come in every two weeks, and there was one bedroom she wouldn't go in. She said someone kept grabbing her butt when she was bending over the bed, only there wasn't ever anyone there.

She wasn't the only one who wouldn't go in that room. All women.

You think the pool causes shrinkage....
I'd be starting a no dick thread :)

No ghosts. Only batsheet crazy athletes with stoopid names.

After a big win while playing with the Rockets, Metta World Peace said in an interview that he would like to thank his psychiatrist for all his help. I have seen alot of post game interviews but hadn't ever seen that. I enjoyed watching him play while he was here, seemed like a good team mate.

Someone is really named Metta World Peace? No wonder he is seeing a psychiatrist.

"Metta World Peace"? Are you f*ching kidding me???????????

LOL, Hotel ghost molestation. That's extra. The regular "Turn down services" are cheaper.

I heard when he checked in he asked if the porn Chanel in was disabled.

They replied "No, it is regular porn you sick bastage!"

His name was Ron Artest prior to the melt-down.

But hey, at least he didn't hook up with a kardasian (exercise machine for black guys) and try to drug his seff to death in a whore house like his ex-team mate did.

I remember when the NBA was cool.

Is the ghost male or female? It makes a big difference in how I'd react.

Sometimes it works out. Or at least starts out that way.

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is it male or female
does she look good
what is she wearing

Was it a white ghost?

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Rooby roooo!


Harlem Globetrotters are here to help:
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Turns out the ghost is really ......... Uncle Nathaniel????!!!!!!!

Just kidding.

In the end, it turns out the three ghosts were, yep, those three dock worker guys. Some time ago they found the sunken ship, and treasure inside, and they wanted to scare people away until…well, it’s not really specified. One would presume until they got the treasure out of the ship.

I’m also not quite sure why they chose the colonial ghost motif, as it didn’t go with the sea monster. The costumes must have been on sale.
It was all for nothing, however, as Uncle Nathaniel explains the sunken ship and treasure weren’t real, just props made for a movie a few years ago that were left behind by the studio.
And we all laughed ......

When I was growing up there was a very beautiful mother in our neighborhood who I always had a thing for. Unfortunately she died when she was about 50 and is buried in the same cemetery as my father and father in law. A couple of summers ago my family visited the cemetery and put flowers on the graves of our relatives. I saved a rose for my crush's grave and hung behind as the rest of the family walked back to the car. I discretely placed the rose on her grave and said a few words before catching up to the rest of the family. As we got back to the car my wife asked me if I put a flower on our neighbor's the grave and I admitted I did. She smiled and said that I always had a thing for our neighbor, and I smiled and admitted that I had. That night I had a very vivid and pleasant dream about our neighbor. Never had one like that about her before or since. I like to think that she did come back that night to thank me for remembering her. So maybe it could happen, although I highly enjoyed my experience, whether it was supernatural or just a dream.

Negative, Ghost Rider, it was the White Shadow:

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It's even weirder in here.

Of course the very FIRST thing to do is to contact the press and claim a ghost molested you. Maybe make a TV special or better yet a movie. That will help bring peace to the world.

Being a typical male, I would try to hide my wallet to keep the ghost from emptying it like a hooker does.

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Sexy ghost butts inappropriately touching things!


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Any Ghost that touches me inappropriately better make sure I get a happy ending out of it.

What a night. Natalie Wood, Lee Remick and Marilyn Monroe.

You're just an old ghost groper aren't ya :)?