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New Texas bill takes aim at men's masturbation habits - SFGate
State Rep. Jessica Farrar, filed a bill Friday that would penalize men for "unregulated masturbatory emissions." House Bill 4260 would encourage men to remain "fully abstinent" and only allow the "occasional masturbatory emissions inside health care and medical facilities," which are described in the legislation as the best way to ensure men's health. Such an emission would be considered "an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life," according to the legislation.
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I'd like to see a pic of Jessica....well, prob not.
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And just how dose she intend to enforce this new law? Does it count if you are sterile?
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Just read the linked article - Ms. Farrar has a great, dry (hardy har har) sense of humor.
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understand now.
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Yes but now what are they going to do about menstruation?
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A good way to highlight the issue that concerns her, and pretty funny too.
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We must have read different articles.
What concerns her most is apparently getting her name in the paper.
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just another democrat clown trying to interfere in rawnees only sex life.
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Heaven forbid that she doesn't fall in line with the rest of the non-Democrat sheep that you guys apparently want around you at all times. And peeps that take issue with her appearance definitely would not want to live in TexAss, as Ferrar looks like about 80% of the wimmin folks around here. Last edited by Rawknees'Turbo; 03-14-2017 at 01:53 PM.. |
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She was one of the better looking women in the legislature 20 years ago. I don't know her real well, but she was always fun to be around.
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TX will pick up medical costs(phys/mental/lost opportunity) from resulting blue balls?
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Why no reference to controlling/ legislating against women masturbating? Does she believe only men do this? Most of the women I've known ( imtimately) enjoy it just as much.
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OK so she's just funnin'around, but she has nothing better to do?
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"supervising physicians for masturbatory emissions". I wonder if you get to choose a REALLY nice one.
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I'll stop masturbating when they pry my ... wait, that doesn't sound right....
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