Just helping keep Portland weird.
 

Silly me, I thought licking and groping is now acceptable behavior in Oregon, oh wait...

pwd72s: I like the Ferry Porsche quote.

And yet, I'm not sure that qualifies as "weird" in Portland.

She can lick and grope on me...

I'm clearly not flying on the right airlines.

Dang, that's pretty wild. At the bottom of the article it says that she was found unconcience in a bar in April. Not marriage material, however....

Yep, if she had picked a guy she probably got a free dinner. ;)

Just imagine where that has been.

Eeeewwwww.


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And maybe a movie!

First drinks!

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Imagining what a few decades of alcohol will do to her looks...

Dude...

With something like that, you shouldn't be thinking past a 3 or 4 day weekend, maybe a handful of weekends, much less multiple decades.

All the more reason to hit it now, Paul.

Uh, I'd say you are more professionally able than I. More familiar with the territory, I mean.

The crazy ones are the most fun, right?

I'd motorboat that all day long.

Fortunately/unfortunately, I managed to avoid those when I was young and single. I didn't want to deal with the crazy. I think I may have missed out based on everything that I've heard since. I guess at least I am lucky that I don't know what I was missing.

Never stick it in the crazy, boys. Never.

Normally I would agree but for this one I'd make an exception.

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I read the article. It really sounded as if she was heckling the other woman. She called her "poor" to my recollection. Getting drunk and making fun of someone for being poor? Then licking them? Not weird. Not cool. We can use less like her.