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Ever had Blue Balls?
They have them at Rite-Aid, 2 for $3.00 - couldn't resist
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08-26-2017, 09:33 AM
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No but I read about a guy eating Cheetos and watching porn once.
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08-26-2017, 10:21 AM
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Well, the 2 and the 10 are blue...
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08-26-2017, 10:22 AM
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Yes- back when I was a frustrated teenager.
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08-26-2017, 10:23 AM
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No, but I've had Blue Bunnies:
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08-26-2017, 10:29 AM
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Ummm, almost!
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08-26-2017, 10:32 AM
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Isn't that what Ho Hos are for?
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08-26-2017, 11:00 AM
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Snoballs have always been pink when I have seen them.
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08-26-2017, 06:01 PM
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Quote:
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"You go to the track with the Porsche you have, not the Porsche you wish you had." '03 E46 M3 '57 356A Various VWs |
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08-26-2017, 06:54 PM
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08-26-2017, 07:23 PM
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When I teach about consent, I remind everyone that blue balls are easily taken care of. By the owner of them. In the bathroom. They are not an excuse for non-consensual behaviour.
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08-27-2017, 03:36 AM
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^ huh?
Back on topic. Sno-balls. They look better than they taste. I can take a single excited bite: game over after that. The cake is dry, and the marshmallow is very packaging-foam to me. I've never finished a cake.
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08-27-2017, 10:04 AM
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Back when I was 15 years old Driver's Education class was postponed for a couple of hours so I asked the hottest girl in the class if she wanted to go to the park a few blocks away. Much to my surprise she said yes. We made out on a park bench for about an hour, then headed back to class.
I was in terrible pain, I had no idea something like that could happen. Teenage balls should come with an owner's manual or something. As hot as she was, I say it was not worth it. Dang, she was firm though.
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08-27-2017, 02:15 PM
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I am a married man. That means that I haven't had blue balls in several......hours.
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