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The Cuddly One
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Milan, Italy
Posts: 1,515
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Things to say when stopped by the police
>1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
>2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. >3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? >4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! >5. Are You Andy or Barney? >6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. >7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? >8. I pay your salary! >9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! >10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. >11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. >12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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02-11-2003, 02:52 AM
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Just thinking out loud
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Close by
Posts: 6,885
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That's too funny. FYI, open containers are not legal in Texas anymore. Well kinda, they have to be behind the last up right seat. Which in a Porsche is pretty darn easy. Loop holes, gotta love the legislature.
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