If'n your lady friend complains...

[id10t]

you may need some training

Lickster - Cunnilingus Training App {The Kloons} from The Kloons


No drinking while watching!

[M.D. Holloway]

locked and loaded

[MBAtarga]

That is very funny!


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[Superman]

Now that's funny.

[sc_rufctr]

OHMYGAWD.... Bahahahaha

[Joe Bob]

A new lady friend sent me an online link for 19 hints for the world's best BJ that she will hit me with tonight before she makes me dinner.....she also sent me a link for what she wanted me to do to her AFTER dinner......gotta love the internet.

[WPOZZZ]

Damn. My lady friend really gets off on my skills, the gf, not so much.

[Grimm]

I had pretty low expectations, but that is fricken hilarious : - )

[Laneco]

Man...I gotta tell you... Hanging out with you guys is NEVER boring!

Who the hell THINKS of this stuff?

angela

[Joe Bob]

Angela....think....the world's oldest profession. Some of them write tell all books. Keep up Bunky %^)

Hell, where did I hide the Viagra.....

[Bill Douglas]

As per usual. Stop using the cellphone and have personal contact (pun intended) instead. He should have stayed and talked to the very pretty barista chick about how great her coffee is, passions in life are coffee and pinot noir, pinot noir and Italian food, "oh you like Italian food too, I know this place..." And done some serious practice.

[flatbutt]

Originally Posted by Laneco

Man...I gotta tell you... Hanging out with you guys is NEVER boring!

Who the hell THINKS of this stuff?

angela

I'm betting the app was written by a dissatisfied lady friend.

[craigster59]

Incorporating "paint the canoe" with "criss cross applesauce" can lead to having your face look like a glazed doughnut in the morning.

Ask me how I know.

[M.D. Holloway]

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

Angela....think....the world's oldest profession. Some of them write tell all books. Keep up Bunky %^)

Hell, where did I hide the Viagra.....

they pay decent...

[Joe Bob]

The online tutorial worked. My sinuses are all cleared out.....

[Rikao4]

timely..
just read about a guy getting shoot while down there..
'he was doing wrong & badly..
so ..bang.......

Rika

[Rikao4]

Escort allegedly shoots Washington state man twice for performing sex act 'wrong'
By Fox 13 Seattle | Fox News
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A 21-year-old escort allegedly told police she shot a man twice in the back of the head and left him for dead because he performed a sex act wrong. The victim wasn’t found for three days.

After he was found by police, he was taken to the hospital and unable to speak, but he communicated with hand signals.
The 21-year-old is also accused of robbing the victim.
According to court documents:
Police received a call on Oct. 24 from the victim’s employer. The 36-year-old victim worked from home, and the employer was concerned he hadn’t logged in for work in the morning.
Police went to the victim’s location and found the door unlocked. Inside, police found the victim sitting against a wall in the master bedroom. The victim was unresponsive, but awake. The fire department was called and crews determined the victim had been shot twice in the head.
The victim was taken to Providence Medical Center’s Intensive Care Unit.
Police obtained a search warrant to the victim’s house and determined credit cards and a handgun were missing from the home. However, there wasn’t any sign of forced entry. Police reviewed security footage from the victim’s home that showed a young woman coming to the home five different times between Oct. 7 and Oct. 21.
Police identified the woman as Marissa E. Wallen, and said it was clear from the footage that Wallen and the victim were having sexual relations.
Security footage from Oct. 21 showed the last time Wallen entered the home. She walked in and left a short time later. A check on the victim’s credit cards showed 82 charges totaling more than $10,000 was made between Oct. 22 and Nov. 5. Video footage showed Wallen using the victim’s credit cards at Macy’s and other locations.
Wallen was arrested. She ultimately admitted to police she was an escort and had been hired to have sex with the victim.
She told police she shot the victim twice in the back of the head for performing a sex act wrong. Wallen allegedly displayed little remorse.
“Wallen was clearly proud of her life as an escort and even asked us to call one of her clients so that he could post her bail,” court documents allege.
Read more from Fox 13 Seattle.

[john70t]

"She ultimately admitted to police she was an escort and had been hired to have sex with the victim.
She told police she shot the victim twice in the back of the head for performing a sex act wrong. Wallen allegedly displayed little remorse"

[oldE]

I've heard of "firing a customer ", but that was pretty extreme.

Best
Les

[javadog]

I'm wondering how she shot him in the back of the head. Think about that for a minute and explain it to me.

I hope she never sees a free day outside of jail. It's hard to believe you could be that ****ed up at that age.