Naughty Rice Patty..

[Frank B]

I drove by the Rice upgrade shop earlier today (new to my neighborhood) and mad-dogged the ricers hangin' in the rice crib while I was outside sitting at the traffic light. There are 3 honda civics 1 acura and 2 celica's parked outside of the shop, they are there all day, and most of the night from what I've noticed and they'll race anything near them. The store was recently cited for selling those blue lights that As!ho!es put on their hoods because blue is a municipal vehicle color. These stores and the mentality behind the customers is a joke. Ricers are very stupid and very bad drivers. they caused an accident last week on a road in my town. One of the Moms that my wife and I are friendly with was chased by one of them while she was driving her mustang cobra.

I hate Ricers and everything about the culture. It's not a faze it's a virus and it's bad news. Hey I guess there's nothing like designer drugs and a joke of a car to kill yourself in while your high and disillusioned and believe that you are something that you are not, drive a dangerously bad sounding car. The Police in my neighborhood pull over ANYTHING that looks like it would possibly have or may visit that store. it's really sad..


Ricers suck, if you dissagree with me, I don't care don't waste your time replying attemting to justifying your position, I don't wanna hear it, if you do defend it you are also a moron AND I don't want to hear it. I am simply stating MY opinion on the culture that is responsible for alot of accidents and deaths nationwide. Yes I like to drive hard but I don't Street race ever, it's deadly and very stupid.

Frank B

[Z-man]

Frank, I agree with what you're saying. I hate the ricers who pull up to me wishing I would 'engage' in their stupid little street-racing games. When they realize I don't play that way, they zoom off and probably tell their friends in thier web-board kill forums how they smoked yet another Porsche! Whatever: I don't care.

Now, when I see a butt-ugly, fart-can exhaust, mondo-wing, slammed, chromed, neon-adorned ricer, I just let out a loud "Buahahahaha!" Of course, they can't hear me, due to their bass-thumping amps.

Just say no to rice!
-Z.

[ZAMIRZ]

this post sucks.

[Bill Douglas]

LOL Frank I haven't laughed that much for a long time. Thanks.

[CJFusco]

What bothers me most is how TERRIBLE and TACKY the cars look and sound once they're done with them... and then they have the nerve to brag about them.

[toman]

I think we need to realize that while we classify all import drivers as tasteless idiots, Porsche owers are being labeled rich snotty bastards. Even if somebody's car is tacky and they think it's fast, who cares? A lot of people laugh at my 914 because it doesn't have 400 hp, but I still like it... Plus, as much as I hate to say it, there are a lot of imports out there that would whoop most any 911. Just playing the devil's advocate for fun.

[Frank B]

Not knocking imports, just knockin spolied brats that think they know everything yet know absolutely zero...oh, and Zamirez, who cares what you think, yeah this post does suck, but it's correct. I hate this post but it's correct. It's not for you to like or dislike, if you hate it that much well, who cares? I didn't post it for you to like or dislike. Once again Ricers are a-holes. I don't care if their cars are faster, that's not what this post is about, it's about their attitude. Porsche owners have a bad rep, who cares. Chevy and ford owners hate each other too, so what. I'm waiting for a Studebaker-national feud to start.. that'd be a good one.

ps: if you are a ricer, I have a backhand 4 waiting for you. Thanks, and stay out of my neighborhood. Thanks you suck.

Frank B

[ZAMIRZ]

Originally posted by Frank B
yeah this post does suck,

franky, thanks for agreeing with me and making my point, furthermore your attitude is no better than the ricers you are so enthusiastically insulting. It would help if your car was at least faster than theirs too, but it seems you are too busy bashing them to take a look at the tin box you're driving. Your attitude is textbook HATER.

have a nice day,

amir (BTW, no I'm not a ricer but I do like and can appreciate certain Japanese imports.)

[Dantilla]

Ummmm.............

Aren't Porsches imports? I thought they were German. Isn't that over in, like, Europe?

[CJFusco]

Well there is a difference between a TUNER, who takes a cheap Japanese car like a Honda Civic and tunes it to the point where it will outrun a Corvette Z06, and a RICER, who just puts a coffee can on his exhaust, little lights in his windshield washers, a big alluminum wing, and decals all over. I've actually heard RICERs say the words "style before speed." Now THAT's the school of thought I can't stand. All the respect in the world to good TUNERs, though!

[toman]

so what about all the guys out there building customs; those aren't race cars, they just look cool. does that mean they suck too? I think if somebody's car makes them happy, who cares if other people like it man! I see a lot of guys on this board, with P cars, that have ideas about style that I find absurd, but I don't talk smack because I have a little bit of respect. Maybe that's jsut not an understood concept these days...

[Rot 911]

Frank, fess up, you secretly wish you were a ricer.

[thrown_hammer]

Frank,
Take the blue pill.

[CJFusco]

toman, i don't know any "custom" builders that scream around residential neighborhoods in their too-noisy, stock-engine-but-modified-body attempting to street race anybody that drives anything even remotely sporty. I don't know of any "custom" builders that would rev their engine at me when I'm in the left turn lane with MY TURN SIGNAL ON.

[Frank B]

I have taken the blue pill.. hehe.. Christ.. if it weren't for moronic ricers I wouldn't have posted .. thanks for the topic.. w-hoo..