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vash 01-04-2018 08:12 AM
stupid GLITTER!!
 
who invented that stuff?. no good can come from glitter.

i just cleaned up some office holiday stuff, and i am coated with it. i have two floating in my coffee!! and funny, a good friend just got absolutely BUSTED by his wife because he came home smeared with peach smelling glitter..haha. he went lap-dance crazy.

i hate the stuff.

legion 01-04-2018 08:19 AM
My aunt (who I've had a feud with for 12 years--but that's another story) sends me a birthday card every year with glitter in it. I suppose she thinks it's funny. They've gone straight into the trash without being opened for the past 10 years.

VincentVega 01-04-2018 08:25 AM
Just make sure you dont spill perfume on yourself, I think your wife might not buy the cleaning the office story

ckelly78z 01-04-2018 08:44 AM
That stripper named "Candy" wants her glitter back with a tip !

widebody911 01-04-2018 08:53 AM
Glitter is nasty stuff: https://imgur.com/gallery/yX598

exc911ence 01-04-2018 09:04 AM
I have a five year old daughter... glitter makes up a large percentage of the air I breathe.

vash 01-04-2018 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by exc911ence (Post 9872033)
I have a five year old daughter... glitter makes up a large percentage of the air I breathe.
hahaha...!!!

oatmeal out the nose bro.

Noah930 01-04-2018 09:19 AM
Always thought it would be a brilliant idea to open a de-glittering kiosk at McCarran Airport.

sammyg2 01-04-2018 11:46 AM
LOL, report from a long time ago:

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Originally Posted by sammyg2 (Post 8133637)
Those domed (doomed) movie theaters bring back memories. I worked here during the summer when I was 17.
Didja know that if you get on the roof and sprinkle a little glitter into the air ducts (past the filters), it really freaks out the movie-goers and no one can tell what it is or where it's coming from? Takes a long time for it to completely go away and it looks cool.
Or so I've heard.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1403704458.jpg

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1403704469.jpg

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1403704482.jpg

onewhippedpuppy 01-04-2018 12:54 PM
I have a daughter that does competitive gymnastics. EVERYTHING is bedazzled or glitter. After hauling a few of them in our van, it looks like a strip club after closing time.

sammyg2 01-04-2018 01:02 PM
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1515099735.jpg

Noah930 01-04-2018 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 9872386)
I have a daughter that does competitive gymnastics. EVERYTHING is bedazzled or glitter. After hauling a few of them in our van, it looks like a strip club after closing time.
Does Mrs OWP read PP? If so, she may want to know why you know what the inside of a strip club looks like after closing time.

(But hey, as long as your daughter never knows--that's what's important.)

masraum 01-04-2018 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Noah930 (Post 9872929)
Does Mrs OWP read PP? If so, she may want to know why you know what the inside of a strip club looks like after closing time.

(But hey, as long as your daughter never knows--that's what's important.)
2 VERY excellent points.

masraum 01-04-2018 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by widebody911 (Post 9872016)
Glitter is nasty stuff: https://imgur.com/gallery/yX598
Holy carp! That's not good.

kach22i 01-05-2018 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted by widebody911 (Post 9872016)
Glitter is nasty stuff: https://imgur.com/gallery/yX598
The next threshold of consumer safety could be self-dissolving biodegradable glitter.

Maybe not a good idea for kids to be around it as it currently exists.


Biodegradable glitter – For the sparkly environmentalist in you
17. November 2016
https://somethinggreen.org/biodegradable-glitter-sparkly-environmentalist/
Quote:
What is glitter made of?

Well… Long story short, it’s basically shiny micro plastic. You know, as in the micro plastic that nations around the world is now forbidding, because it’s poisoning our food streams? Yep, that kind.
Link:
https://www.ecosparkles.dk/
Quote:
EcoSparkles Biodegradable Glitter is made of a cellulose film from FSC certified, non GMO

and sustainable sourced Eucalyptus trees from European plantations.

NY65912 01-05-2018 07:18 AM
Don't complain to me, I had to write out over 100 Xmas cards for my employees. Every one of those cards had some type of glitter on them. The glitter was EVERYWHERE.

I looked like I was a a strip club for a month. On the desk, in the desk ,on my clothes in my shoes.

Next year I will order the cards, NO GLITTER!

T77911S 01-05-2018 07:22 AM
we use to play jokes on each other at work years ago.

I put glitter in the air vents of one of the guys work trucks.

next I wired his brake pedal to the horn so when he pressed the brake the horn went off.


put glitter in the vents if my nephew when he got married.

Mark Henry 01-05-2018 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by legion (Post 9871972)
My aunt (who I've had a feud with for 12 years--but that's another story) sends me a birthday card every year with glitter in it. I suppose she thinks it's funny. They've gone straight into the trash without being opened for the past 10 years.
Wife's grandmother did this in cards and presents, we would open anything from her not over but in the garbage can.

onewhippedpuppy 01-05-2018 07:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Noah930 (Post 9872929)
Does Mrs OWP read PP? If so, she may want to know why you know what the inside of a strip club looks like after closing time.

(But hey, as long as your daughter never knows--that's what's important.)
LOL, fortunately she knows me well enough that I'm safe. And as Chris Rock says, the #1 job of a father is to keep his daughter off of the pole.:cool:


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