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Geronimo '74 02-05-2018 06:07 AM

her happy joy schoolgirl vibe irritates me ..

she sounds like a 6 year old.

Vinman, pass me those screwdrivers when you're done.

svandamme 02-05-2018 07:29 AM

forget screwdrivers, she makes me wanna pour molten lead in my ears..

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flipper35 02-05-2018 09:33 AM

I would rather fire a full box through an M-60 indoors with no hearing protection. Or a Ma Deuce. At least my hearing would be lost in a blaze of glory.

pwd72s 02-05-2018 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by svandamme (Post 9914446)
forget screwdrivers, she makes me wanna pour molten lead in my ears..

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That is really clever...loved it.

Bob Kontak 02-05-2018 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fastfredracing (Post 9913785)
Im shocked that you would know who pewdie pie, and boogie 2988 are

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holger (Post 9914204)
^this!

Hey, I got kids. What else can I say?

Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg is pewdiepie. Swedish. Some say he is popular.

https://www.thefamouspeople.com/sweden-men.php

red-beard 02-05-2018 11:12 AM

Pretty sure I dated her older sister in my 30's...

...maybe it was her mother! YIKES!

AFC-911 02-05-2018 04:46 PM

Where have you guys been living? This is so old! Hahaha.

I still love that song version of this, though.

ckelly78z 02-05-2018 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 9914773)
Pretty sure I dated her older sister in my 30's...

...maybe it was her mother! YIKES!

Would that would make YOU her father ?

legion 02-05-2018 05:18 PM

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Holger 02-06-2018 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Kontak (Post 9914743)
Hey, I got kids. What else can I say?

Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg is pewdiepie. Swedish. Some say he is popular.

https://www.thefamouspeople.com/sweden-men.php

LOL, I have the same excuse!

And yes, he IS popular ... sadly.

flipper35 02-06-2018 12:30 PM

I don't think he is so popular any more. Not by the news stories the last few months.

Discseven 02-06-2018 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans, Marv (Post 9913466)
I think a guy could show up at her door in a cat costume, get it on and leave. You know how independent cats are.

Way to go Marv!

dyount 02-09-2018 05:36 AM

Here's a "single guy" story for ya.

So I run across a woman on a dating website, attractive, seems to have her stuff together and I notice in her profile she says "and the world is flat". I'm thinking it's humor and offer to have coffee to discuss the flat earth theory of our flat world floating through space on the back of a turtle or whatever.
She responds with "it's real and check out this video "... So I have the vid in the background one morning heading to work and can get about 20 mins of it and can take no more.
I respond back with " I checked out the vid you wanted me to watch but I can't debate the question of flat earth because to me it's the intellectual equivalent of punching kittens, something we should just not do".
Never heard back from her for some reason. AND I now reference flat earth girl when my married friends wonder why I'm still single

RKDinOKC 02-09-2018 06:02 AM

In the words of Monty Python as things from flying over the castle wall..RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!

Nine, Frau! 02-09-2018 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyount (Post 9919973)
Here's a "single guy" story for ya.

So I run across a woman on a dating website, attractive, seems to have her stuff together and I notice in her profile she says "and the world is flat". I'm thinking it's humor and offer to have coffee to discuss the flat earth theory of our flat world floating through space on the back of a turtle or whatever.
She responds with "it's real and check out this video "... So I have the vid in the background one morning heading to work and can get about 20 mins of it and can take no more.
I respond back with " I checked out the vid you wanted me to watch but I can't debate the question of flat earth because to me it's the intellectual equivalent of punching kittens, something we should just not do".
Never heard back from her for some reason. AND I now reference flat earth girl when my married friends wonder why I'm still single

Prepare to be me too'd


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