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				Paging Jeff Higgens.....Will this buff out?
			 
			Plane carrying 222 passengers crashes into jet on runway, slices off tail. Plane carrying 222 passengers crashes into jet on runway, slices off tail | Fox News | ||
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You've got to be joking.  This is an aircraft.  For a proper repair with Gorilla Glue and JB Weld, you'd need to also apply a layer or two of fiberglass.
		 
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With proper feathering before Dupli-color.  Use JB Quik and they could be off the ground in an hour.
		 
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			Cyanoacrylate with an accelerator.
		 
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			speed tape, fixes everything.
		 
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			What about flex tape. They taped a boat back together worth a try for a DIYer
		 
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			Airbus on Airbus violence... #boeingorIain'tgoeing
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			What a freaking maroon. He was probably texting.
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Don't forget 2 cases of beer.  Let the crew drink the beer, cut the cans and shape for use as a new tail.
		 
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			Oh no. Not these guys again.   | ||
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			Is that jet fuel shooting out of the tail?
		 
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I'm guessing hydraulic fluid. Imagine trying to fix that!   
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			Some people just really should not be pilots.
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			The back fell off, for a change.
		 
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That’s what I would try.
		 
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			It's an Airbus. Ain't worth fixing...
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			"My dad is a TV repair man, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it".
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| Grip It & Rip It Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: SoCal 
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			here's a good way to install a steam turbine rotor...wonder how much that costs: 
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