When you just can't hold it...

[legion]

No wait, that's not right.

When you get what you deserve.

Federal Charges For Man Caught Peeing In-Flight | The Smoking Gun

A Colorado man is facing federal charges after allegedly groping a female airline passenger and then urinating on the seat in front of him, according to an FBI affidavit.

Michael Allen Haag, 45, was traveling Thursday night from Denver to Charleston, South Carolina on Frontier Airlines when he became unruly and disrupted the flight, investigators allege.

Haag, drinking double vodka and tonics aboard Flight F9864, told a woman seated next to him that he was traveling to South Carolina to meet with an old girlfriend and was “physically excited.” The woman said Haag pestered her with personal questions and kept looking at her “chest and legs as she was wearing a tank top and shorts.”

Haag, in a middle seat, then began to touch a second woman seated on his other side, according to an affidavit sworn by FBI Agent Timothy Smith. After first touching the sleeping woman’s fingers, Haag allegedly twice touched the woman’s legs, prompting her to yell “Stop touching me.” The woman then summoned a flight attendant, who moved Haag to a seat in the plane’s last row.

While in the rear of the aircraft, a third female passenger told the FBI, Haag removed his seatbelt “and started urinating on the seat in front of him.” As seen above, the passenger snapped a photo of Haag relieving himself. She then screamed for flight attendants, who responded by moving Haag to the front of the plane.

Upon landing in South Carolina, Haag was removed from the aircraft by officers with the Charleston Aviation Authority Police Department.*

Haag (seen at left) was named Friday in a U.S. District Court complaint that accuses him of interfering with flight crew members and obscene or indecent exposure of genitals. He was released from custody on a $25,000 bond, which restricts his travel to South Carolina and Colorado and bars “excessive” alcohol use.

Sounds like a real gentleman...

[rfuerst911sc]

He was in the back of the plane........... where the bathroom is !!! What a dope they should have thrown him out at 30,000 feet ! I have no tolerance for this stupid crap........ get off my lawn !!!

[look 171]

Put him in the back of the plane? Was he black? Oh damn we are in for a good one. Wait, Haag should be be Dutch or German right?

[cantdrv55]

You mean he can't do that?

[look 171]

Originally Posted by cantdrv55

You mean he can't do that?

he just did

[flipper35]

I agree, they didn't need to land before kicking him off hte plane.

[vash]

that is unbelievable.

i hope every potential employer for the rest of his life googles his name and sees this.

[rwest]

well, it was Frontier Airlines

Maybe they charge for using the restroom now?

[legion]

Originally Posted by vash

that is unbelievable.

i hope every potential employer for the rest of his life googles his name and sees this.

I'd be willing to bet he's in a profession where it won't matter much and he'll win dozens of bar bets about whether or not he pissed on an airline seat.

[stevej37]

Originally Posted by cantdrv55

You mean he can't do that?

[speeder]

Looks like he’s hitting the magazine pouch in front of him just about right on the money. Like he’s been practicing at home or something.

Anyhow, nice way to get banned from every airline. At least he looks like a prick w ears.

[speeder]

Wrong thread, Mike. This is the whizzing on the plane thread, the tool thread is 2 isles over.

Yer welcome.

[kach22i]

45?

He looks 65.

These were not his first double vodka tonics.

[Jims5543]

How long before alcohol is banned from flights? A few more of these lightweights acting up and I can see it happening.

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[CurtEgerer]

"Haag made an initial court hearing the next afternoon in downtown Charleston.

By the next day, he was free. Social media accounts using the same name documented a check-in at a downtown hotel and visits to iconic spots around the Holy City."

Well thank god he is still keeping friends and family up to date on his Facebook page.

[gt350mike]

Originally Posted by speeder

Wrong thread, Mike. This is the whizzing on the plane thread, the tool thread is 2 isles over.

Yer welcome.

Thanks Denis, either I had too many tabs open or pulled open too many tabs....or both!