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https://www.click2houston.com/news/search-for-escaped-bull-near-grand-parkway-in-northwest-harris-county

Basically, the longhorn bull escaped onto an Interstate type toll-road. He will probably be cited for not paying the tolls.

Well, after all, he is a bull and has horns making him a horn* fellow.

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One of my friends raises Longhorn cattle as a hobby-business. He has 60 acres and loves it.

Once a bull is um "turned into" a steer by castration the horns grow wider and longer. He had one steer who had horns so long he could walk up to an electric fence and just use his horns to push over the fence post and then walk out. My friend had to end up selling that steer just to be able to keep the fence up and the other longhorns in place.

The longhorns were almost eliminated at one point because other cattle breeds tasted better, and the cattle drives from the days of old were over. Most of the longhorns of today came from a small pool of longhorns in the Wichita Mountains Wildlife Refuge that were kept in Oklahoma.

Why don't we just walk down and **** them all! ;)

I remember the punch line too :)!

But I suck at remembering jokes....where's Glen?

Great old joke! And it is funny because it is so accurate.

This is the PG version but not quite as funny all cleaned up.

The old bull and the young bull were standing at the top of the hill overlooking a paddock of many gorgeous young heifers. The young bull said, "Let's charge down the hill, knock over that fence and service one of those heifers each". The old bull wisely replied, "Why don't we saunter down the hill, open the gate, take a sip at the water trough and then service ALL of those heifers?"

love the Wichitas. Spent many a week camping, hiking, fishing. Many an encounter with longhorn, bison, and elk. A little known jewel

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It's OK, I'm an Aggie!

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That logo is supposed to be displayed this way! :p

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