No, that's not true. "Jackass" is a normal adult rejoinder to a person like you. "Dickbreath", OTOH, shows deep subconscious yearnings on the part of the user. Sort of like Cairns and his oral/anal remarks--very disturbing.
At any rate, you're the only man I've ever seen with penis envy.
you are wrong on so many levels. but, it's nice of you to stick up for hugo, she really needs the help.
And I guess you use the same terms hugo does, you probably talk about finger banging and penises just like hugo. But, my guess is hugo is really a fat not good looking girl, she gets picked on a lot and talks about finger banging and penises to make herself feel good. She seems to like talking about anal sex, she brings it up almost every post. Have fun.