Your Favorite Obama Quote

[gshase]

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[varmint]

Handy Reference Guide to Obama’s Gaffes and Goofs

“The Bomb” that fell on Pearl Harbor
“The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.”
10,000 People (A Whole Town!) Died in Kansas ~ Oops, Overstated by 9,988
Admits His Plan would Necessarily Cause Energy Prices to Skyrocket
Air Raiding Villages a la Yankee Air Pirates: Destroys Whole Afghan Villages!
Almost All of Our Allies “Punch Above Their Weight”!
Another Senior Moment
Armed Forces are “Fighting on MY Behalf”
ATMs Cause Unemployment
Blames Hugo Chavez’s Election on (ta da) BUSH! Oops.
Blows off the Salute To Heroes (MOH) Inaugural Ball
Botched Toast ~ Babbles over “God Save The Queen”
Bowls like a Special Olympian
Bows to the Chicom President
Bows to the Emperor of Japan
Bows to the Mayor of Tampa
Bows to the Saudi King
Bungles Jobs Numbers (h/t Bob Keyser)
Burns up 9,000 gallons of Jet Fuel on Earth Day
Can’t Keep MOH Recipients Straight
Can’t Remember His Own Wife’s Name
Celebrates the Fifth of the Fourth
Claims to be the only President in History to Try to Eliminate Unnecessary Regulations
Confuses “his” Christianity for “his Muslim faith”
Congratulates the FBI’s First Hundred Days
Constitutional Principles on Judiciary Written 20 Centuries Ago
Cops Acted Stupidly (@ 1:30)
Counts His Chickens
Date Nights at a Quarter of a Million a Pop
Did He REALLY just call Palin a “Pig”??????
Disrespects the Flag and the National Anthem
Dr. Obama on the Causes of Autism
Doesn’t Know How Old His Daughter Is
Doesn’t Know the Difference Between Great Britain and England
Economics 101 FAIL
Exaggerates about Military Small Unit Methods, Weapons, and Tactics in Afghanistan
Expects to be President for “Eight to Ten Years”
Faux White Sox Fan Can’t Name Favorite Players, Loves “Cominskey” Park
Flip Flops Like John Kerry…Was For Gay Marriage in 1996 – h/t Tom Blumer’s blog
Flippantly Answers the “When Does Life Begin” Question ~ Above His Pay Grade
Flips Off Her Royal Clinton
Flips Off John McCain
Flubs Town Hall Hosts’ Name
Flunks History (h/t Injainjuneer @ MOTUS)
Flunks Math
Flunks Math Part Deux (h/t PatAZ at MOTUS)
Forgot to Duck ~ Too Busy Waving
Geographic Genius, NOT! Hawaii is Now In Asia. (note WH transcript from Hawaii, Obama thinks he’s “here in Asia”) para 13 from bottom
Geographic Genius, NOT ~ Part Deux. Nation of Georgia is now Russia.
Geographic Genius, NOT! Redux. Kansas isn’t Texas, Barry.
Geographic Genius, NOT! Part Four. Malvinas is not the Maldives, Barry.
Get Yer Keys On!
Gins up the Reason for his Birth In Selma (Bonus…Jive Accent)
Gives a Shout out to MOH who Isn’t
Gives Congress a Honey-Do List
Gives the Queen an iPod
Gives Thoughtless Gifts to Brit PM Brown and his Children
Goes All PC on Lady Liberty Poem
Had an Imaginary Assignment to the Senate Banking Committee
Had an Uncle who Liberated Auschwitz
Har, Har, Har, $800 BN Wasn’t As Shovel Ready as We Thought ~ Hilarious!!!!!
Has Visited 57 States
Harvard Degree ~ Mechanical Engineering? No, Definitely NOT!
Hates Old People
How to Keep All Those Wars Straight?
Hows it Going, Sunshine? ~ in Sunrise, Florida
Identifies a Whole New State (Eau Claire)
If I Can’t Dazzle Them With Brilliance, I’ll Baffle ‘em With BS
If Asking A Billionaire to Pay the Same Tax Rate as a Jew ~ Anti Semitic? (Shrink friend calls it the Amytal Interview)
(a) through (m) I’m Just Freakin’ Perfect Every Day, In Every Way. If You Don’t Believe it, ASK ME!!!!
Inappropriate “Shout-Out” Before Addressing Fort Hood Shooting (linked video removed but another is HERE).
Inflate Your Tires to Cure ALL Our Energy Woes
Inserts Himself into Presidential Biographies
Inhaled Frequently. That was the Point.
Insults French President Sarkozy ~ “Hope Your New Kid Isn’t Ugly Like You”
Israel is a Strong Friend of Israel’s ~ Whilst being Perfectly Clear
Jesus is “a Son of God”, Such an Odd Thing for a Christian to Say
Jesus Must Be Covered Up, Such an Odd Thing for a Christian to Do
Late, Very Very Late, to his Own Fundraiser (Yet Again)
Makes a Nasty Joke about Nancy Reagan and Seances
Medical Genius (Off Prompter)
Mentions His Sons, Multiple Times (h/t Injainjuneer @ MOTUS)
Mistakes a Window for a Door
Mocks GOP Predecessor as a Technophobe ~ Oops, an Oft-Told Lie
Mocks Joe the Plumber
Navy Corpse Man
Oaf of Office
Ogles La Derriere Like a Frenchman
Oh Wait…Robots Create Jobs with Unions (@ 1:35)
Omits God from Thanksgiving Day Address (Lucky Lady Apparently Blesses The Won’s House)
Oops! Forgot the Wife Prop
Panders to Hispanics…Rewrites History Again
Pesky Infrastructure Terms Like “Intercontinental” Trip Him Up
Pitches Like a Girl Whilst Wearing Mom Jeans….Wheeeee!!!!!
Proclaims Himself Commander AND Chief
Promotes Canada’s Prime Minister to a President
Refused to Visit the Troops Because No Media Was Allowed
Rehearsed Spontaneity – Biggest Phoney Evah!
Renamed Chair of Democratic Governors
Reporters with Foreign Policy Questions are SOOO Annoying!
Say What? Obama: Problem is, We’re Producing TOO MUCH OIL AND GAS!
Scares the Crap out of New Yorkers
Scares a Marine Guard by Shaking His Hand
Screw Our Allies ~ I’m going with Hugo and Ortega on This One
Second Verse ~ Same as the First (or Barack the Parrot)
Seeks Greater Inefficiencies in the Health Care System via Obamacare
Sees Dead People
Shankopotomus (watch the Crackberry go flying)
Shankopotomus Part Deux….What’s that Called in Basketball?
Signs the Wrong Year in Guest Book at Westminster Abbey
Snubs Brits by Returning the Bust of Winston Churchill
Someone Waging a KMA can’t Spell “Libya” (h/t our own Warner Todd Houston)
Speaks in “Shorthand” about the Supremes & Judicial Review
Staff Incompetence ~ Obama’s Limo Gets Stuck
Staff Incompetence Part Deux ~ Obama’s Ignorance of Geography is Apparently Virulent
Staff Incompetence Part Trois ~ Eliminates the Coal Industry Entirely (h/t and huge thanks to MOTUS for the assist)
Still Lying About Mommie’s Health Insurance “Problems”
The Overdressed “Chance the Gardener”
The Time has Changed for Come
The Twoosh Master (h/t stratman)
Thinks “Victory” is a 4 Letter Word
Thinks Austrian is a Language
Thinks Europe is a Country
Throws Out the Honored Guest with the Trash
Two Words to Define Campain 2012? ~ “Our Vision For The Future. That’s three words. Four.” (last 2 paras).
Wants to Halt the Rise of Privacy
Was an Early Participant in the War on Women ~ and Never Apologized
Waves Like Alfred E. Neuman (h/t El Rushbo)
Waves Again ~ Speak to the Hand Part Deux
Waves Yet AGAIN ~ Speak to the Hand Part Trois
We are the Ones We’ve Been Waiting For
We Can’t Balance The Budget…w/o Tax Increases ~ Um, Bernanke Disagrees
“We never need an excuse for a good party.” ~ Now Let’s Fire this Baby Up! (Obama Prematurely Celebrates Hanukkha)
When in Ireland, Do as the Irish Do….NO WAIT….BYOB (non-alcoholic)
Will Halt The Rise of the Oceans
Wouldn’t “Punish” His Daughters with a Baby AND Equates Pregnancy to an STD
Wrong is Wrong, Whether it’s What He Said, or What the Transcript Says He Said
WTF of the Day
You Guys Make a Pretty Good Photo Op (h/t Mary)
You Might be a Filthy Rich Cretin If….Oh Never Mind, the Math Doesn’t Really Work
~ Blonde Gator

Handy Reference Guide to Obama’s Gaffes and Goofs « Blonde Gator

[tabs]

TWO quotes take your choice...and I don't need no stinkin Link...you can go find them yourself.

First was from Charlei Rose in late 2007..."The greastest influence on my life was my Mother and she was ahhhhhhhhhh a VERY SOCIALLY CONSCIENCE PERSON.'

The second was repeated sevversl time about HC..."It is a shame that in a rich nation like America that 45 million people do not have HC."

[ckissick]

How about when he pronounced the "p" in "corpsmen", when reading off a teleprompter during a speech to a bunch of corpsmen? That was a good one.

[rusnak]

I don't want Malia and Sasha to be punished with a baby.....

[red-beard]

There was something stirring across the country because of what happened in Selma, Alabama, because some folks are willing to march across a bridge. So they got together and Barack Obama Jr. was born. So don't tell me I don't have a claim on Selma, Alabama. Don't tell me I’m not coming home to Selma, Alabama.

Obama's Selma speech. Text as delivered. - Lynn Sweet

Well, except those marches occured in 1965. Barrack Sr. sired Jr. in 1960...

[legion]

The very first flip-flop that Obama committed since running for President is actually running for the office in 2008. Obama said in 2004 that he would not run for President in the next election. Based on what has happened in the last 3 years, this is one promise that most Americans would likely prefer he had kept.

President Flip Flop: Barack Obama

[BeyGon]

This one is recent, another foot in mouth for obama, then he had to drop to a knee and apologize. He is good at it, probably has vasoline on his shoes.

Poles outraged over Obama's words on death camps
Published May 30, 2012

Associated Press

WARSAW, Poland – Poles are expressing outrage at President Barack Obama for referring to "Polish death camps" during a ceremony honoring a World War II hero but some say they hope the blunder will help clarify the sensitive issue to the world.

The phrasing is considered hugely offensive in Poland, where Nazi Germany murdered Poles, Jews and others in death camps during World War II. Poles were considered an inferior race by Hitler and had no role in running the camps.

Foreign Minister Radek Sikorski called Obama's words an "outrageous mistake."



Read more: Poles outraged over Obama's words on death camps | Fox News

[sammyg2]

The White House said President Barack Obama misspoke on Tuesday when he referred to a "Polish death camp" while honoring a Polish war hero.

The president's remark had drawn immediate complaints from Poles who said Obama should have called it a "German death camp in Nazi-occupied Poland," to distinguish the perpetrators from the location. Polish Foreign Minister Radek Sikorski called it a matter of "ignorance and incompetence."
Obama made the comment while awarding the Medal of Freedom to Jan Karski, a resistance fighter against the Nazi occupation of Poland during World War II. Karski died in 2000.

During an East Room ceremony honoring 13 Medal of Freedom recipients, Obama said that Karski "served as a courier for the Polish resistance during the darkest days of World War II. Before one trip across enemy lines, resistance fighters told him that Jews were being murdered on a massive scale and smuggled him into the Warsaw Ghetto and a Polish death camp to see for himself. Jan took that information to President Franklin Roosevelt, giving one of the first accounts of the Holocaust and imploring to the world to take action."

Sikorski tweeted that the White House would apologize for "this outrageous error" and that Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk would address the matter on Wednesday.

"It's a pity that such a dignified ceremony was overshadowed by ignorance and incompetence."

Alex Storozynski, president of the Kosciuszko Foundation, said Obama's comment "shocked the Poles present at the White House and those watching on C-SPAN. ... Karski would have cringed if he heard this."

Read more: White House says Obama 'misspoke' after Poles demand apology over

[BeyGon]

Hey, he gave Bob Dylan a medal at that ceremony, listened to him when he was high and really liked it.

[Tobra]

If I did not know this stuff was true, I would think someone made them up.

He really said Polish death camps, out loud. Well at least he did not screw them over on missile defense system to curry favor with the Russians,oh yeah, he did

[RWebb]

Romney can't even spell America

[rusnak]

"Let me introduce to you the next President -- the next Vice President of the United States of America, Joe Biden." --slipping up while introducing Joe Biden at their first joint campaign rally, Springfield, Illinois, Aug. 23, 2008

"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries." --Tampa, Fla., Jan. 28, 2010

"We're the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad." —Cincinnati, OH, Sept. 22, 2011

[Shaun 84 Targa]

"Thank you for agreeing to be my Vice President Mitt, we'll do great work together."

"Hey Joe, sorry man, here's an Applebee's gift card."

[72doug2,2S]

Originally Posted by Shaun 84 Targa

"Thank you for agreeing to be my Vice President Mitt, we'll do great work together."

"Hey Joe, sorry man, here's an Applebee's gift card."

I don't like Mitt either Shaun, but we're stuck with him for the next four years. Might as well make new plans for 2016.

[rusnak]

my favorite quote of all will be me, in 2013: "Obama who?"

[kach22i]

Originally Posted by varmint

Handy Reference Guide to Obama’s Gaffes and Goofs

Handy Reference Guide to Obama’s Gaffes and Goofs « Blonde Gator

Those sure are a lot of Bushisms, might explain why he did so many other things like Bush did.

[BeyGon]

Originally Posted by kach22i

Those sure are a lot of Bushisms, might explain why he did so many other things like Bush did.

sure but all you leftys believed GW was stupid and obama was smart. That's gotta hurt a little now.

[Eric 88 Carrera]

Not our Dear Leader, but is an indictment of his judgement:

[kach22i]

Originally Posted by BeyGon

sure but all you leftys believed GW was stupid and obama was smart. That's gotta hurt a little now.

Smarter than GWB, smarter!

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