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The Presidential Candidates Ranked By Their Usefulness In A Bar Fight

The Presidential Candidates Ranked By Their Usefulness In A Bar Fight
Ali Davis / January 28, 2016
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if obummer were running again, well, he is sort of, he would win a bar fight because he would have Michelle with him.
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Not funny, or fun.
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Well, if it wasn't written by a lefty ball-washer, it would read more like this...

Hillary Clinton
"Not only would she ignore requests for better security at the bar in the weeks leading up to the fight, she would abandon you at your time of need and prevent your buddies from coming to your rescue while you're getting your ass beat. Then lie about the reason the barfight started."

If it wasn't true, it would be funny. It seems a singularly poor choice of situation to base a funny article on, given her history.
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Well, if it wasn't written by a lefty ball-washer, it would read more like this...

Hillary Clinton
"Not only would she ignore requests for better security at the bar in the weeks leading up to the fight, she would abandon you at your time of need and prevent your buddies from coming to your rescue while you're getting your ass beat. Then lie about the reason the barfight started."

If it wasn't true, it would be funny. It seems a singularly poor choice of situation to base a funny article on, given her history.
Lol...yup, then tell you when she landed her 'car' in the parking lot she was under fire.....
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Lindsey friggin Graham gets an honorable mention, but Jim Webb, an honest to goodness bad ass, gets nothing...
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Obama would try and talk his way out of it by conducting a Beer Summit. Or he might bluster by sayin dont you dare cross over this red line. Or if the guy were really threatening he would say take anything you want but please dont hit me. But if the blows really started to fly there is one thing that is for certain Obama would shyte his pants.
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As for Hillary you never ever want her on your side cause if the other side offers her enough she will stab you in the back as she changed sides.
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Cruz is pretty much as stated in the article of being a guy who will instigate a fight between two guys just so after the fight is ovet he can go home and fk one or both of their girls.

Problem for Cruz is once he does that the other two guys are gona come looking for him and they won't be to pleased.
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Thrump is the guy who will sucker punch you and the moment you hit him back will squeal like a little girl that your not being fair to him and that he is going to take his ball and buy farm in Iowa.
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Rubio is a Dandy who likes to look sharp and sound pretty to get ahead.

Bernie is a guy who if you piss him off will come up to you and knock you on your azz without ceremony.
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Christy had a rep of being an in your face kind of guy until he hugged Obama and then it became obvious that he was a get along, go along kind of guy once he got in the club.

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Hillary was in an actual bar fight and lost when she flunked the DC Bar Exam.
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Hillary was in an actual bar fight and lost when she flunked the DC Bar Exam.
Fascinating, I did not know this.

She failed, then followed Bill | PolitiFact
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She failed, then followed Bill

By Robert Farley on Friday, February 15th, 2008 at 12:00 a.m.

In an article for a conservative Internet journal that has been widely distributed via chain e-mail, former Clinton adviser-turned-foe Dick Morris points out a little-known embarrassment about Sen. Hillary Clinton, who was a star law student at Yale.
"She flunked the D.C. bar exam and only passed the Arkansas bar," he wrote.

It's true.

In his biography of Hillary Clinton, former Watergate reporter Carl Bernstein notes that in the summer of 1973, 817 people took the Washington, D.C., bar exam; 551 of them passed. Hillary Rodham was not one of them...............

"Despite the satisfaction of my work, I was lonely and missed Bill more than I could stand," she wrote. "I had taken both the Arkansas and Washington, D.C., bar exams during the summer, but my heart was pulling me toward Arkansas. When I learned that I passed in Arkansas but failed in D.C., I thought that maybe my test scores were telling me something."
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Lindsey friggin Graham gets an honorable mention, but Jim Webb, an honest to goodness bad ass, gets nothing...
Well, you have to remember, the whole thing is a humor piece and Jim Webb probably was not best made fun of for safety reasons. Besides, not many people can even recall he was once running.
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